2 incher dude

a guy that has a fucken small as dick but claims its big he also think he is the shit and he asks for nudes and when he is done with you he will block you

girl : he sent me a dick pic and its small

friend: oh damm
friend : sees him

friend: fucken 2 incher dude
girl : shhhh lol
friend : but he has a 2 incher dude

by skinnynipples February 24, 2020

9 incher

The name for people on the Internet who claim to have a 9 inch long dick, although all they are looking for is cyber sex and nude pictures. When women ask for their nudes in return, the will most likely say "brb I'll take some" but are actually google searching the following-
"my dick"
"jacking off"
"big cock"

Please note:
Most 9 inchers tend to claim they are between 14-20 years of age.
Studies show 75% are actually over the age of 35.

Anita: I was online yesterday lookin for dick pics, and I went to a chat room and found this guy who sent me some!
Jamie: Oh really? Was he a 9 incher?
Anita: No! Wait... Good question. BRB.
Jamie: K.
*two minutes later*
Anita: GOD DAMMIT!
Jamie: Lmao

by theinternetisadangerousplace October 8, 2009

9 incher

What some of us claim to have when flaccid

"Hey did you see Lucas today!

"Yea his 9 incher was bigger than Steves!"

by ShotTaker9 June 29, 2016

baldy half-incher

Small schlong

I've seen your cock, its a baldy half-incher.

by fredrickham May 15, 2016

dilly 2 incher

When a guys ... is extremely small.

OMG his dilly 2 incher was so small!

by muna the cat October 18, 2017

2 incher

Usually the "term" for an asian males genitals. Rumors are that males from the asian heritage, are not well endowed in thier pants.

Johnny: YO , I was taking a shower in gym
and i saw YANGS 2 incher

Mike: OMGZ ME TOO!

by Anthony ( The mexican) June 3, 2006

12 incher

a huge penis

i have a 12 incher

by Mr.Peoples January 25, 2003