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i'm in me moms car. BROOM BROOM

Daughter "I'm in me moms car. BROOM BROOM"
Mom "GET OUT ME CAR!"
by Mastershank September 13, 2014
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cum in me daddy

Jessica told her boyfriend "cum in me daddy!" while they were having sex. Now she's pregnant. Scared yet?
by bunnybitch2412 December 19, 2016
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stick your dick in me

When a female is so horny, that she wants her soulmate to fuck her in her ass or pussy. Most have prefered pussy.
"Stick your dick in me- OH YES-".
by .-CouldYouStop-. November 28, 2017
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put it in me

1. to insert ones penis into ones vagina
scott...put it in me!!!!!
by Princess Pussy Willow December 5, 2004
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I want you in me

euphanism for wanting sex, kinda lewd, straight forward and to the point
I wanted sex one night, so I texted him saying "I want you in me."
by the girl who said it August 31, 2006
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i will in me fuck

I can absolutely state that I will never be doing what you just asked me to do. In fact if you keep asking me I might just do the opposite.
Dad: Billy can you take out the rubbish to the bin.

Billy: I will in me fuck.
by MrWeldon February 6, 2018
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Stick a fork in me. I'm done

When you've been doing something for too long and you don't want to do it anymore.
I had a 10 hour shift at work today. 8 hours in I was like "Stick a fork in me. I'm done".
by KnightofNerdom December 8, 2019
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