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fun and impromptu

What you say you want when you don't have the (ball)s to get into a relationship even though you have feelings too
When Becky asked Alejandro if he wanted to date, he was scared, so he just said he wanted something "fun and impromptu".
by theguacingdead April 20, 2018
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fun and impromptu

What a guy says when he likes a girl back but he's too much of a pussy to do anything about it
Sam liked E, but instead of manning up and getting with her he said he just wanted something fun and impromptu
by theguacingdead January 17, 2018
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Impromptune

To give in to the overwhelming desire to break into song while listening to your iPod.
This is the best song, every time I play it, I want to impromptune.

Did you hear the guy on the train impromptuning to Barbie Girl?
by K-Bear June 5, 2015
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Impromptuvationalist

A lifestyle choice a person makes about how to live and behave, according to an attitude stemming from impromptu decision making. Decisions are made sporadically, without previous preparation or thought.

A state of being pure in each moment.
Going off of what "feels right" in a particular instance without planning- One remains unscripted, raw, unrehearsed.
No hesitation involved.

Living a lifestyle in extemporization.

It's also the perfect excuse for poor decision making; however, it will NOT have you exempt from pregnancy, or STD's-

Example:

(female) "Why didn't you wear a condom? What do you think you are, one of those impromptuvationalists?"
(male) "Actually, I am..."
(female) "Well, I'm a Catholic, so it looks like we're BOTH going to be parents."
(Customer) "Excuse me, Miss? My first drink came with a lemon wedge, this second was served with a lime..."
(Server) "I thought you'd enjoy variety as the spice of life! I'm an impromptuvationalist, it just felt so right."
(Customer) "Oh, in that case- Surprise me on my third! I love what a good impromptuvationalist will throw my way! You must have such a free spirit."
by EmilyaBear August 15, 2014
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Imprompter

Used to describe what happens when the teleprompter goes blank while a speaker is reading from it, the words uttered after that are almost always improper.
Did you hear the imprompter words spoken by the president last night, I'll bet they fired the teleprompter operator immediately.
by 2B+ September 7, 2013
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impromptofu

1. Tofu that's been offered without being planned, organized, or prepared.
Damn, a vegetarian came to the BBQ. Better serve him some impromptofu.
by impromptofu November 24, 2015
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