Implemented

When something is 'put into action' or 'working'. Usually used for machines.

Man, i really implemented my penis last night!

by Mysterious X April 10, 2004

Implement

a tool, utensil, or other piece of equipment, used for a particular purpose.

"My nasal implement detects an abundance of faecal deposits in the approximate vacinity

by piemaster August 5, 2004

implement

implements are the three essential tools needed to smoke weed -- fire, some sort of pipe or papers, and the herb itself.

You ready? Let's go to the show. Don't forget the implements.

by brentmcd October 18, 2007

Gardening Implement

1. Another way of calling someone a whore;
Calling someone a whore in a "nicer way."

Gardening Implement = Hoe = Hoe = Whore

2. A HOEBAG

Girl: She is a Gardening Implement!
Guy: I know she's a whore!

by Cool.As.Junk(; December 24, 2010

IMPRUDENT

UNWISE; FOOLISH

THE IMPRUDENT TEACHER GAVE THE CLASS A ZERO FOR THE DAY!

by FUCKIN.DARBY.KAY September 19, 2009

impudent torrent

When a torrent's comments box is full of smart ass remarks and even some times the comments not of the movie review it self.

Retard A : Retard B's mom is gay

Retard B : Oh yea well i gooch smacked your sister

(of course this goes on and on )

Retard A : well this is an impudent torrent and I'm leaving no more comments !

by Goochtorrent August 4, 2010

Grotesque Impalement

Song by dying fetus. Quite humorous actaully considering the band has little talent outside of wicked guitar solos.

"I Am Lost, Far From The Cross You Stand Before, Filled With Lust, We Are All Filled With Lust, We Want This Whore, Impale Your Flesh, Draped In Darkness, Your Guts Explode And Life Has Ceased Behind Your Eyes, Impalement, And Before, Live No More, Live No More, Overcome By Fever, Malevolent Disgrace, Wretching With Repulsion, Bleeding From The Eyes, Fester With Redemption, Your Blood Begins To Clot, Clogging The Corpulses In Your Mind, Ignoring The Pretention, Wallow In The Rot, Seven Lives Have Come And Gone, The First And The Last, And What Are We Even Here For? Some Twisted, Mindless Game? Or Is God Just Playign Tricks Upon My Brain? The Birth Of Death Begins, And With Your Life It Ends, My World Emmersed In Hate, Destroy What I Creat, Deficate, Choke On My Shit, Urinate, Drown In My Piss, Godless, Hater Of The World, Your Mind Dwells On The Absurd, As I Contemplate Your Horrible Demise, Blood Streams Down Your Face, Drained, Drained Of Life" -Dying Fetus, Grotesque Impalement

by Reed May 5, 2006