passive-impressive

Behavior characterized by a statement that insinuates one’s own awesomeness in an unassuming, detached or even self-deprecating manner - i.e. bragging while trying not to seem like you're bragging.

1. Matt was being so passive-impressive when he told us he felt like a total dipshit after realizing he had spinach in his teeth while he was talking to Colin Kaepernick at that party last night.
2. I hate when people tweet passive-impressive stuff like: “Gosh, I am really dragging ass today after running 30 miles before work."

by recklessdiver February 20, 2013

Impressive cock

Keanu Reeves' character Johnny Silverhand in Cyberpunk 2077 who has an impressive cock.

You're starting to reminder me of me... fifty years back. Minus the charisma... and impressive cock.

by botoxthisbotoxthat January 9, 2021

fozzy bear impression

When getting a blowjob from a girl continue to force her head forward at a generous rate of speed thus causing a "wokka..wokka...wokka" noise

I had that girl doing her best "fozzy bear impression" last night

by The Fozzy October 21, 2010

implosation

When you eat something that explodes your insides.

"yo this nigga's implosation is wack!"

by iNut2Mei March 25, 2018

Stress to Impress

Temporary anxiety caused by the need or want to show off a certain skill in front of a person or group. The skill can usually be attained unless others are watching, causing the stress.

Person A: "Why were you so sloppy at work tonight? You've been washing dishes for 3 years!"
Person B: "Dude, I felt the stress to impress because of that new, hott salad bar girl working here."

by Americanhockey1 November 22, 2009

not impress

The troll way of saying "I'm not impressed".

<Person 1> Dude, check out "x"!
<Person 2> not impress

by Faustuss April 8, 2010

implosive diarrhea

antonym for explosive diarrhea
implosive diarrhea is a spontaneous action in which poop compacts inside of your butthole, and is forcefully ejected out the mouth some 100 yards

Rob: "Holy shit implosive diarrhea! "
Jim: "You know rob, i really don't like you"

by jack bruce June 29, 2005