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Imbecilon

Noun - Pronounced "im-ba-sull-in"

The plural use of "imbecile" if you get confused about how to make words plural. Listeners will typically think you are speaking German, in which you respond with a plethora of non-sense barely relating to German.
Teacher: Brian, Brian... you're an imbecile.
Brian Regan: Imbecilon.
Teacher: What, are you speaking German now Brian?
Brian: German, JERMAINE, Jermaine, JACKSON, Jackson FA-TINO!
Teacher: Brian what the hell're you talking about?
Brian: I don't know, I don't know, really.
by aqzwsxedcrfvgtbhynjumk June 10, 2018
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Imbecility

(n). The act of undertaking the most bullheaded and, for lack of a better term, stupid and/or childish/reckless action without the benefit chemical enhancement (i.e. drunkenness, intoxication by any means, or taking part in a Triple Dog Dare).

Synonymous with: Public stupidity, blatant idiocy, conscious neglect of personal integrity.
A horrendous act of imbecility will not be tolerated
by B. N. Goobrius January 9, 2015
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Imbecilicus Argumenticus

An absolutely idiotic, half-baked, utterly stupid and often hypocritical argument that makes you look like a meathead.
"I think the death penalty is good, even if it does kill innocent people now and again. I think anyone who kills an innocent person is a murderer and deserves the death penalty."

It doesn't get any more imbecilicus argumenticus than that.
by Keep The Reason October 26, 2012
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imbecilicide

to kill a human who is so stupid that average people can not stand it!
I'm going to commit imbecilicide if you don't figure out what you're doing and get out of my way!
by Zanne5454 January 30, 2012
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Imbicillic

Someone who is stupid, very very very stupid.
“She thought water was purple
“How imbicillic”
by Ohno May 10, 2018
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imbecillous

adj.

Describes one who is an imbecile
Joe was an imbecillous fuck.
by Micky December 25, 2003
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Imbecilenator

(im-bi-sill-i-nater) n. Any device used to perform a task designed to simulate exercise but in truth, nothing is being accomplished other than looking like an imbecile. Any alleged workout machine or device that has the imbecile rock back and forth without accomplishing anymore than a child would on a swing-set.
That guy is 100 pounds overweight and instead of getting on the Human Hamster Wheel and actually burning real calories, he's swinging back and forth on that imbecilenator and is completely wasting his time.

"I did 45 minutes on the treadmill and then pretended to keep working out by rocking back and forth on that imbecilenator. I should have just stayed on the Human Hamster Wheel and actually worked out for real."

An ab-roller is guaranteed to accomplish nothing other than make you look like an idiot. Don't waste your time rocking back and forth on that imbecilenator. Get on the stair-master and sweat for real you imbecile!
by iceman 69 April 12, 2015
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