A real sweet girl who always talks about her silly boyfriend or her passion for fashion.
She is real smart and looks like a model, she is going to be very famous.
Talking to Ilona NEVER gets boring, Ilona should be president.
She is real smart and looks like a model, she is going to be very famous.
Talking to Ilona NEVER gets boring, Ilona should be president.
by cannabas November 24, 2010
Get the Ilona mug.Ilona is the name of a certain legend with special capabilities. The name itself allows them to do many things like attract endless men. On a scale of 1 to 10 she is an eleventy forty-four. They aren't something you see everyday. A blue moon is nowhere close to how rare one of these are. People who have had the great honor to be touched by an ilona never wash again as thier touch has incredible powers like curing desieses. Accounts of human interaction have proven that they are so called goody-two-shoes always listening to thier elders. Legend had it there is only one true ilona left though. When the last ilonas death shall occur NASA has agreed to blow up the sun as life without ilona is clearly not worth living. Symptoms of seeing an ilona are increased heart rate, sweating, losing control of body parts, the feeling of bieng in love ect. Also refer to goddess
Guy1: "Woah man! did you see that ilona?"
Guy2: "Heck ya i can't feel my legs!"
Guy1"Me niether!"
Guy2:"We should go check that out!"
Guy1: "Nah man. It's completely normal to lose feelings in both your legs and fall to the ground after seeing an ilona."
Gosh! When I saw ilona pass by my zipper broke!
Guy2: "Heck ya i can't feel my legs!"
Guy1"Me niether!"
Guy2:"We should go check that out!"
Guy1: "Nah man. It's completely normal to lose feelings in both your legs and fall to the ground after seeing an ilona."
Gosh! When I saw ilona pass by my zipper broke!
by Chief_BS October 24, 2018
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Very smart loyal girl usually attracted to guys named Dante, freaky as shizzzzzz and is looking for a Dante so if your name is Dante shot your shot :)
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Get the ilona mug.a strange yet exquisite mix of retardation and vodka. resembles kelly osbourne in contemporary society. when viewed in her natural habitat, the ilona most likely will be covered in black clothing wearing big dark sunglasses. likes owls. is best friends forever with katie, another amazing individual. tends to say "jinx" quite often in katie's presence. laughs constantly and erupts without warning, disturbing few near due to invisible cloak. a friend and lover of all.
dayum sheet dats whack, dats ILONA.
ugh you disgust me, stop trying to be ilona.
ilona, the paparazzi is waiting outside.
you are completely ilonarded.
ugh you disgust me, stop trying to be ilona.
ilona, the paparazzi is waiting outside.
you are completely ilonarded.
by k tizzle May 9, 2005
Get the ilona mug.Ilona will always be nice to you, she listens to your problems. She's also really competitive to others, and hates to lose. She tends to fail maths and succeed in English and languages.
Be nice to her or she'll hate you for the rest of her life.
Ilona is also a daydreamer and gets lost in her thoughts easily, take care of her !
She needs hugs and love but needs most of all à boyfriend... Find her a boyfriend !
Ilona is cool, be friend with Ilona
Be nice to her or she'll hate you for the rest of her life.
Ilona is also a daydreamer and gets lost in her thoughts easily, take care of her !
She needs hugs and love but needs most of all à boyfriend... Find her a boyfriend !
Ilona is cool, be friend with Ilona
-"Ilona ! I've missed you so much, give me a hug ! "
-"Have I told you about my friend Ilona ? She's so nice and caring !"
-"Have I told you about my friend Ilona ? She's so nice and caring !"
by Ilo1269 November 21, 2021
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