Illcongestured

The state of thinking that you are not being positively gestured by someone, when in fact you are.

He felt illcongestured at the four way stop when he thought the woman was flicking him off but really she was motioning for him to go first.

by The realest IDGAFER March 10, 2016

Ilopominium

When a group of people blinks at the same time, then 2 of them kill themselves.

"Wow, we just did a Ilopominium, guess me and Mark gotta kill ourselves now!"

by Mark and Gav February 28, 2023

iLock

The act of locking a web forum thread.

This thread has become a waste of webspace.

iLock

by Nrc02 September 21, 2004

ilycopter

A parody of rolfcopter, expresses how someone may want to fuck someone else or means preatty much the same thing of ily.But mostly means you want to fuck someone

I ilycopters amanda.

by curtykins April 4, 2008

illcore

Having a combined series of illnesses at the same time, often requiring antibiotics.

Person 1: "Why you lookin' so illcore?"

Person 2: "Ugggh. I gots sore throat, runny nose, nasal congestion, ear infection, pink eye, and I'm hacking lungbutter."

by discjockzo February 13, 2010

ilocano

A language that derived and is in use with Filipinos that live in the North Luzon areas of the Philippines - Zambales, Ilocos Norte/Sur, La Union, Olongapo City, etc. Also used to classify the people who live in these areas as "ilocanos".

In addition, Many Ilocanos are known to be very thrifty and cheap, with the exception of Fmr Philippine President Marcos who was also Ilocano.

Mom and Son at a "BLACK TIE" event Party:
Mom: "Go look for the doctor and thank him for coming to the party."
Son: "OK"
15 minutes later...
Son: "I can't find the doctor, I don't know where he is?"
Mom: "He's over there."
Son: "Where?"
Mom: "In front of you!"
Son: "The one wearing a hawaiian shirt, with an old suit, wearing tennis shoes?"
Mom: "Yes son."
Son: "He's a doctor? My God, this is a black tie event and he wore that to the party?"
Mom: "He surely is ILOCANO!"

by ilocanomanong October 18, 2008

iloof

a very round sluggish person. one who likes to lie around and eat potato chips on the couch with a nice cold beer on the bed side. Pot bellied fat human beings.

I hate it when iloofs are on the beach its sickens me.
Yeah me too they can't swim because they are so huge.

by Ryan Pater April 2, 2005