illogical

emma loving tristan more than tristan

emma: i love you more
tristan: no thats illogical

by tristan! February 04, 2008

highly illogical

When something doesn’t make any sense

Captain Kirk: You need to be more emotional
Spock: That’s highly illogical

by I’ll fuck your bitch April 08, 2018

chron-illogical

When someone smokes so much chronic, they lose all sense of reason.

Dealer: This shit will get you straight chron-illogical within 5 minutes.

by bringingscarinessbacktopunk July 04, 2011

bio-illogical clock

the internal physiological mechanism responsible for causing one to wake up at workday times on the weekend.

also responsible for any low-grade sleep disorders and the inability to stay awake during any meetings held after lunch.

"it's saturday, go back to sleep!"
"i can't, it's my bio-illogical clock on the fritz again."

by geek.neo March 05, 2010

bio-illogical clock

The unreasonable state of mind, typically suffered by females, once a particular age is reached causing overly emotional, unstable and erratic behaviour predominantly concerning the immediate needs of spawning parasitical offspring.

As sure as Summer, the feared bio-illogical clock transformed this fine woman, of such beauty to make the Angels weep, into a terrifying beast of breeding.

by Onyx Lioness June 25, 2010

Scat-illogical

Something that doesn't make sense to a jazz musician

Jazz Musician: "That joke about the massive poo doesn't make any sense"
Me: "Don't worry, that's just scat-illogical humour"

by BobHobnobBobbobbob July 14, 2021

illogic

Not logic. Process of arriving at an answer without logic. Similar to illogical.

Your illogic is cause of argument.

by real7777 September 21, 2017