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illiterate bastard

A stupid thick cunt who is of a low intellect.
Book Distributor.."Excuse me sir, would you like this free book to read?"

Illiterate bastard.."No thanks, I can't read, I'm an illiterate bastard."
by Caldow April 24, 2007
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tech illiterate

Someone who doesn't know anything/very little about technology. Sometimes they end up throwing around buzz words (like high-speed, big data, machine learning, IoT etc.) in an attempt to make themselves look smart - much to the dismay of the geeks watching.
Steve: "This new smart watch has 1TB of ram, a machine-learning CPU processor, 15MB of high-capacity SSD storage and 10MB of mobile data. Pretty good, eh?"
Dan: "eh..."
Steve: "Oh! Did you know that the watch also comes with a state-of-the-art big data analyzer?"
Dan: *sighs*
Dan: "Steve, your such a tech illiterate - did you know that?"
by YearOfTheSnitch July 23, 2019
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illiteracy

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90% of people on the internet suffer from illiteracy.
by Zenzerbeth February 18, 2015
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illiteracy

A viral disease spreading across the internet faster than an F1 racer on speed.
Illiteracy? Waht r j00? Gh3y?
by Sith Lord Cheese June 17, 2006
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Emotional Illiteracy

e·mo·tion·al il·lit·er·a·cy
Adjective
When a person gets so frustrated or upset with someone/thing that they allow their emotions to control the way they speak or type.

Symptoms: stuttering, improper grammar or excessive spelling errors

Not to be mistaken with Emotional Literacy - the concept proposed by the psychotherapist Claude Steiner in the 1970s that refers to the ability to understand emotions, listen to others and empathize with their emotional states, as well as express emotions in a productive way.
(Emotional Illiteracy)
*Two co-workers are discussing the behavior of a fellow co-worker*
Frodo:"I can't stand riding to work with Tony Stark, his road rage is so bad that I can't understand what he's yelling half of the time"
Shaq:"I understand what you mean, I find his emotional illiteracy to be quite amusing on some of the rides home"

(Emotionally Illiterate)
*Two strangers are arguing on an online post*
"How do you expect me to have an argument like an adult when you're so emotionally illiterate that I can't understand what you're saying?"
by FBK420 May 29, 2019
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Math-illiterate

Similar to when you can't read, only this means mathematically challenged. Math was most likely your worst subject because you just don't know what you're doing in that class. Math really stumps you if you're math-illiterate; you often fail to comprehend numbers, adding, subtracting, etc.

Complete opposite of math-literate.
Marilyn is really excellent at english and history and always helps her friends with those subjects, but when it comes to geometry she's really math-illiterate.
by PrincessR November 26, 2009
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computer illiterate

Someone who doesn't know how to use a computer no matter how much you try to help them.
Me - Click "OK"
Dumbass - Click what?
Me - Click "OK"
Dumbass - I don't see "OK"
Me - It should be right in the middle of the screen. Click "OK"

Dumbass - Huh? I can't find "OK" anywhere
Me - Sorry. I cannot help you any further. You are computer illiterate.
by beastRuffian July 21, 2011
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