Idiotitis

Causes the brain to shut down, and the mouth to keep talking, hundreds of millions of people have been affected by the disease.

Your best defense: Pimp slap the fucker and run like hell.

Herp: Dude what the fuck are you doing?
Derp: I'm fixing the damn sink, what the hell do you think I'm doing?
Herp: Well your not gonna fix it like that.
Derp: O RLY?
Herp: Yeah really the water goes through the drain not the pipes.
Derp: I think you have Idiotitis dumbass. *pimp slap*

by donteverdothisagain July 1, 2012

idiotstack

A person so dumb that their idiocy is equal to that of a theoretical pile of fools.

Jerome: RIP to the survivors of 9/11.
Jackson: What??!?!?! You idiotstack!

by NoOneCares! February 26, 2015

Idiotish

The language of idiots. Every pair of best friends has their own divergent dialect, and other people can only learn it by hanging out with you and your friends for long periods of time. Idiotish is a common language, but is most commonly spoke by the following:
-Teachers who assign homework on weekends

- Donald Trump

- Your ex
- Every music artist ever. (That's why it's so hard to understand music lyrics)
Note: The only language that your siblings speak is idiotish. It is always polite to dumb down your speech so that they understand.

We were supposed to write an essay on trees this weekend, but I didn't know because all I heard was the English teacher spewing idiotish.

by Captain Lieutenant November 29, 2015

idiotism

The art of categorizing people into types of idiots:

type 1: idiot
type 2: half-idiot
type 3: advanced idiot
type 4: part expert idiot
type 5: expert idiot

There is no master idiot type, since it is not technically possible to master idiotism.

- "I mastered idiotism"
- "Idiotism cannot be mastered"

by shamanism September 15, 2018

Idiotsticks

The foamy rubber tubes NBA and NCAA teams disseminate among fans in the stands under respective baskets at each end of the floor--with the expectation that beating two crazy-colored "noodles" together in cacophonous non-unison will distract a highly skilled player from making a free throw.

Idiotsticks aflail, the hometown crowd jeered then roared when the opponent's top player choked a one-plus-one.

by The Knuckle November 2, 2018

Idiotism

The religion that only fucking idiots follow

Wow that guy must’ve been converted to idiotism

by SquardWed May 17, 2020

Idiotism

Politically, it's just radical anti-intellectualism.

Hey guys, I'm an advocator of idiotism, conspiracy theories are based!

by Idot11111 May 15, 2021