Something a person says halfway through a long, pointless story with trivial details that are interesting to nobody except the storyteller.
(Fifteen minutes of droning blather). Long story short, (fifteen more minutes of rambling digressions.)
by acidnoir July 23, 2010
Get the long story shortmug. A phrase describing the process of eliminating the silly extraneous nonsense, and delivering only the good stuff, that's long story short.
by ElCommissioner August 12, 2018
Get the Long Story Shortmug. Person 1:Hey I heard you in Jenny broke up what happened man.
Person 2: Yea its a long story.(thinks in his head:I'm getting tired of everyone asking that I don't want to talk about it what don't they get?
Person 2: Yea its a long story.(thinks in his head:I'm getting tired of everyone asking that I don't want to talk about it what don't they get?
by Mrusername798 April 16, 2010
Get the its a long storymug. A euphemism used when a story's actual details are too complicated to understand, or too embarassing to get into, or just too boring to bother with wasting the other person's time.
by Alexandra August 6, 2004
Get the long story, no plotmug. by The Return of Light Joker October 27, 2008
Get the long story shortmug. A midway point betwixt a long story and its bullet points ("long story short"). Extra useless information is provided strictly to occupy more of the reader/listener's time.
A "long story medium" will contain less information than the original story upon which it is based, but can still be condensed further into a shorter, more succinct story.
A "long story medium" will contain less information than the original story upon which it is based, but can still be condensed further into a shorter, more succinct story.
There's so much to tell about last night's date, but long story medium, we went to dinner where we both ordered entrees and the appetizers were delicious, saw a movie which was 2 hours long, ate ice cream in 3 different flavours, and I now have an STI.
by math-o-nerd June 11, 2010
Get the long story mediummug. Contemporary version of Long Story Short. Typically seen as LSD in electronic media (twitter, Reddit, facebook, text messages, emails, etc). Most often used when the outcome of a story is predictable.
by AllusiveCrayon December 8, 2012
Get the Long Story Deletedmug.