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instasex

Verb - when two people continue to like each other's photos without any other contact. You both know what you're thinking
She likes all of his photos and he likes hers back. They both think the other are cute and secretly just want to have intercourse but instead they'll have instasex
by Yomomma669 October 3, 2013
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Instaspiffy

When you get a blowjob and when you finish they swallow but also use their mouth to wipe down the rest of your dick so you’re “clean” afterwards
bro last night Tiffany gave me the instaspiffy, made my dick tingle
by LilMac69 March 28, 2022
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instaslutty

adjective for a place that is created for the purpose of existing on or becoming famous from people's Instagram posts. Is often found in the background of selfies under the guise of being artsy, alternative, or cool, when it is in fact an advertisement for itself or for a company.
"No, don't bother going to the Boba Room or 29Rooms. Those places are only instaslutty."
by gemsun September 14, 2017
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Instaslut

A person that sells their body on Instagram for likes, fame, love, money, sponsorship or other material gain.
Did you see her in that bikini? Such an instaslut.
by Dave2019 January 18, 2020
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InstaSmashed

The redrunk. When one Bloody Mary gets you instantly as smashed as you were the night before.
"Did you see that girl passed out in front of the bar?" "Yeah that bitch was instasmashed." Or to the tune of sanasa "instasmashed instasmashed instasmashed.. I just got instasmashed"
by HeatyV April 17, 2015
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Intrasensory Perception

A term coined by Peacemaker. Intrasensory Perception is the exact opposite of Extrasensory perception. Rather than using your natural ability to perceive reality outside of your physical body using your mind's eye without the use of your 5 physical interface senses, you instead perceive the inside of your physical body through your mind's eye. In doing so, you can do things such as change your physical body at will on the cellular, maybe even the molecular level. This can heal wounds, eradicate disease, increase of decrease blood flow to concentrated areas, etc. The possibilities are innumerable. I founded this term using the "As above, so below." concept after achieving numerous amounts of success in remote viewing sessions. As a result, this gave me beyond questionable doubt that there exists an equal but opposite form of this method of perception.
I've learned to accelerate the repair of cuts, gashes, and lacerations on my skin using Intrasensory Perception.
by MakerofPeace January 19, 2023
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Instaspank

Pounding your meat to random Instagram pics.
I couldn’t find any porn that was working for me today so I decided to instaspank instead.

When I’m at work I just instaspank. I can’t look for porn on the company network.
by Eaton Holgoode April 1, 2018
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