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If it ain't in the taint, where is it?

This colloquial phrase is commonly heard in modern millennial social circles and among co-workers in fields of work involving the skilled trades, etc. Used primarily as a call-and-response, but can also be used formally in the pejorative sense.
If it ain't in the taint, where is it?

Somewhere between Schenectady and Coxsackie.
by Randall Whitaker March 9, 2021
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If it doesn't run steel it doesn't deserve brass

A term used in the firearm industry by enthusiasts to express their feelings on firearms and ammunition choice. Steel case ammunition is generally seen as lower quality compared to its brass brethren. This term is used to describe firearms that cannot reliably use the aforementioned steel cased ammunition and needs brass cased ammunition to function properly.
Person 1: "My AR-15 doesn't cycle Steel case ammo right."
Person 2: "Just buy better ammo"
Person 1: "If it doesn't run steel it doesn't deserve brass. I need something that will work no matter what I have."
by theguyiguess December 17, 2021
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if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin

How guys in general(especially black guys) explain they only go for white girls. This term makes other races of women very angry.
"Bro there was a black girl trying to rizz you up"

"That's her business bro, if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin"
by Tobacco_boy October 19, 2022
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If it was a snake it would have bit you

When you’re looking for something and it was right next to you.

Invented by Dillan H circa 2017
Tyler: Have you seen my screwdriver?

Dillan: Yeah right there dumbass, if it was a snake it would have bit you
by daddy dumbbell October 7, 2020
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if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin

How a black man explains that he only has sex with white women.
Guy #1: That fine ass black chick was all over you at the party, why didn't you try and get at that?
Guy #2: Cuz if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin... nahmee?
by tendervittlebit October 6, 2011
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if it ain't broke, don't fix it

One of the quickest ways to break something is to fix it when it ain't broken.
by Downstrike December 14, 2004
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If It Were A Snake, It Would Have Bit Me

An idiom most often used in the Southern parts of the United States. Often heard when older men or women are searching in a general area, looking for a misplaced object. They search for a good while, only to find that the object was a few feet from them all the time. They pick it up, brush it off, grin and say:

"If it were a snake, it would have bit me."
This is because in the rural South snakes are a part of life. Everyone has at least one story about the time they were surprised by a rattler or a cottonmouth.

Guy 1: Where are my keys?
Guy 2: They are right in front of you on that table.
Guy 1: If it were a snake, it would have bit me.
by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ January 29, 2010
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