I can change you

When a straight male think he's hot enough to make a lesbian straight (he's not)

Straight male: You're lesbian?
Lesbian: yeah
Straight male: I can change you
Lesbian: no, but I can punch you in the middle of your ugly face

by Kittyferns June 2, 2023

if anything changes I'll let you know

something you say after a lame excuse to cancel plans with friends, usually for a better offer, without any real intention of considering original plan

a guy you've been dying to go out with asks you to dinner Friday night:

Sorry Rachel - I won't be able to make it to your sister's middle school graduation Friday night - will need to work late that day but if anything changes I'll let you know.

by smores21 July 19, 2012

change I can believe in

1. The satisfaction you get after realizing that Obama's policies really are helping working Americans despite how you were programmed to think by the lickspittle corporate media and the hate from the Murdoch media.

2. variant on a slogan of the Obama Presidential campaign

The stock market didn't crater after Bush left the economy in a tailspin? That's change I can believe in! Talk about "he kept us safe.

"We actually made a plan that got bin Laden? Now that's change I can believe in.

"Health insurance monopolies can't discriminate against me anymore? Change I can believe in!

by ConsumerProtectionAgencyNow! July 24, 2011

ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.

*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change

by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025

a sorry i’ve changed

A sorry i’ve changed is a boy who begs multiple girls for lots of nudes every night, because he can’t wank properly and doesn’t wanna use pornhub and when a girl says no he gets beyond frustrated.

a sorry i’ve changed

omg he’s such “a sorry i’ve changed” ugh who even asks for nudes anymore

by cloud :( December 7, 2020

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by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 11, 2025

i see no changes

Statement indicating that one has entered a potentially racially hostile or prejudicial environment. Usually, but not always, used to denote an white majority.

Derived from the song Changes by 2pac. In that song, the subsequent line is "all I see is racist faces".

I told you we shouldn't have come to the country music festival! I see no changes.

by mkstyles November 9, 2006