I can't even is used by the whitest if white girls. The phrase basically means something the girl can't process due to her lack of knowledge of the world outside of Instagram. Usually followed by the response "Then don't!"
Girl 1: OH MY GOD! They messed up my Starbucks order AGAIN!
Girl 2: Just re-order it then.
Girl 1: I CAN'T EVEN!!
Girl 2: Then don't.
Girl 2: Just re-order it then.
Girl 1: I CAN'T EVEN!!
Girl 2: Then don't.
by #bebit4life June 19, 2014
Get the I can't even mug.When a certain someone gets so excited or upset about something, they resort to talking like a white chick in a Starbucks line.
Gio was so flustered using Promise today that he kept yelling at the computer screen "I can't even" and went home at 4pm.
by TripleGs June 24, 2015
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I can’t even
• I can't even hold you
• I can't even know
• i can't even with you
• I don't even, I can't even
• I’m so drunk I can’t even see straight
• I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend!
• i literally can't even
• even thought the moment passed me by i still can't turn away
• I CANT EVEN ENJOY DOMINOS ANYMORE
by BusyPooping September 22, 2022
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Get the I can’t even mug.Kari in a bubble bath with a glass of wine talking about her (perfect) life to her sister: “I can’t even”.
Katrina lounging in front of her electric fire complaining about her coffee roasting business (also perfect life) to her sisters: “i can’t even!”.
Katrina lounging in front of her electric fire complaining about her coffee roasting business (also perfect life) to her sisters: “i can’t even!”.
by itsfinecuziloveyou June 6, 2025
Get the I can’t even mug.Said, usually in conjunction with a "smh" (or physical shaking of the head), in a situation where a person is just being a hot mess. Can either be a playful response to a friend (ex. 1) or a flabbergasted response to someone who isn't a friend (ex. 2).
1)
Joe: I got pissy drunk at the party last night, girl! I woke up in the parking lot of a retirement home.
Tiffany: OMG...I can't even with you.
2)
Will: I'm against gay marriage, I voted to deny prom tickets to gay couples in high school, I don't think gay people should be able to adopt kids, I've donated thousands of dollars to Exodus International, and I don't like Ricky Martin. How dare you call me a homophobe!
Justin: smfh...I can't even with you.
Joe: I got pissy drunk at the party last night, girl! I woke up in the parking lot of a retirement home.
Tiffany: OMG...I can't even with you.
2)
Will: I'm against gay marriage, I voted to deny prom tickets to gay couples in high school, I don't think gay people should be able to adopt kids, I've donated thousands of dollars to Exodus International, and I don't like Ricky Martin. How dare you call me a homophobe!
Justin: smfh...I can't even with you.
by TheNannyNamedFran July 4, 2011
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