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WHat you say when you've done something stupid. This expression catches peoples attention and should not be used in a professional environment. In the right scenario, it can illict laughter. Also used when you've forgotten something important.

For extra effect say: oh my god i forgot to microwave the baby
Dave: Hey Jim, did you remember everthing?

Jim: Umm, i think so- OH MY GOD I MICROWAVED THE BABY!

Shawn: I think thats everything... i packed clothes, locked the door, gave a key to the neighbors...

Brenda: Are you forgetting something

Shawn: *PAUSES* OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO MICROWAVE THE BABY!
by theguitaristwiththeskills March 8, 2010
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God I fucking hate you

A phrase that doesnt mean much on its own but when spoken by Jmangan, its the worst thing that can or ever will be said.
by DaPoonSlayer November 25, 2018
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Hei hei is God-i-ism

The practice of worshipping our lord and savior hei hei the chicken from moana please spread the religion and make memes out of it. Its what hei hei would have wanted. Send nudes to help the cause (no dick pics)
I like hei hei is god-i-ism.
by Jeffboar /same name discord February 25, 2019
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Motherfucka 'cuz I'm God!

A way of declaring your motivation or authority. Useful when said motivation or authority is questioned by someone.
Nikki: Why'd you throw out my stuff and start sleeping with my best friend

You: Motherfucka 'cuz I'm God!
by HueyFreeman November 26, 2006
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i'm god

Me just beat the last boss:YYYEEEESSS I'M GOD!

friend:OF COURSE YOU ARE MAN!
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God I wanna hold a baby raccoon

when you just, really want to hold a baby raccoon. So badly
God I wanna hold a baby raccoon - Lauren P - 6/17/22, 11:58 am
by 2doorsdown June 17, 2022
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