mysterectomy

Taking all the suspense out of a movie by revealing spoilers to someone who hasn't seen it.

"What are you watching?"
"The Village, I haven't seen it yet."
"Cool... you know it's set in the present, right?"
"Oh, goddammit! Thanks for the mysterectomy!"

by Ben Frey April 28, 2006

historectomy

The taking out of all "lady parts"

Person 1: What's wrong with Janae?
Person 2: You didn't hear? Her boyfriend fucked her so hard that she needed a historectomy.

by JenJen Jigglypuff April 1, 2010

Hipsterectomy

The act of killing or causing serious harm to a hipster by drowning them in the main stream.

I think he needs a Hipsterectomy! He's wearing dress shoes with his chino's roled! He's listening to indie pop and his moustache is curled at the end! We need to preform the Hipsterectomy stat!

by Dr Texas June 8, 2015

hysterectoops

having intercourse after a hysterectomy procedure causing your bowels to come out of your vagina.

Michele had a bad case of hysterectoops after Mike insisted on intercourse after her hysterectomy.

by Meffer June 30, 2009

Hipsterectomy

The act of killing or causing serious harm to a hipster by drowning them in the main stream.

I think he needs a Hipsterectomy! He's wearing dress shoes with his chino's roled! He's listening to indie pop and his moustache is curled at the end! We need to preform the Hipsterectomy stat!

by Dr Texas June 8, 2015

mysterectomy

When a femine spouse verbally abuses a masculine spouse to such an extrent that he feels his manhood has been cut-off. Spelling should actually be "Misterectomy" or "Mr.-ectomy"

She yelled at me so much I thought I underwent a mysterectomy (or"Misterectomy").

by Tsadik Beaver May 11, 2006

hamsterectomy

A surgery in which doctors, or dentists, dig into your rectom to find a hamster that has either burrowed its way into your anal cavity, or that has been the victim of hamster swallowing. In 45% of these procedures the patient is given some sort of anisthetic.

I convinced my parents that the dog ate the hamster, so we gave my dog a hamsterectomy, but found nothing...

by Busta hip June 4, 2009