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hypotenuse

The participant in a mangle lying prostrate.
"Andy prefers to be the hypotenuse when he mangles."
by MacGregDogg September 28, 2006
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The mathematical term for the longest line in a right angled tringle . It can most likely be worked out by pythagoras' theorem or SOHCATOA (sin,cos,tan)
Hypotenuse= square root (axa)+(bxb)
by InventDroid December 16, 2017
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Hypotenuse

When you and your partner are having intercourse in a position which both bodies form sides of a triangle, the Hypotenuse is the line of sight. Common positions include Cowgirl, Missionary, Doggy style, etc.

For example, if you’re a tall guy, and you’re fucking a short girl, the Hypotenuse would be skewed favoring you.
Me: Yo dude.
Bro: Wassup?
Me: Yo that Hypotenuse was so skewed last night, the Pythagorean theorem couldn’t even solve it..
by JMehoff October 8, 2020
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Hypotenuse

When your asshole starts to change in form after you have been sitting on the shitter for too long.
Farrrk mate I think I got hypotenuse ayy
by asdfghjuytr August 23, 2021
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the longest side of a right-angled triangle, opposite the right angle.
Pythagorean theorem, the well-known geometric theorem that the sum of the squares on the legs of a right triangle is equal to the square on the hypotenuse (the side opposite the right angle)—or, in familiar algebraic notation, a²+b²=c².
by bluestinger66 January 5, 2023
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Hypotenuse girl

The other definition is not correct. A hypotenuse stands out in a crowd; not because she's pretty, but just because she stands out. It's usually because she's just weird. A hypotenuse girl is attractive enough to hook up with, but she is NOT attractive enough to brag about or tell your friends. Typically, hypotenuse girls listen to industrial music such as Tool, Nine Inch Nails, HIM, Alice In Chains, Korn, etc. Also, she may easily be found shopping for the ugliest articles in Hot Topic.

**Note: The original hypotenuse girl had a pointy chin that resembled the triangular term of hypotenuse.
Derek- Hey, dude, did you see that girl over there? What's up with her? Like, what is she?

Eugene- Oh, Gina? Yeah I don't really know her, but she's really frikkin weird. She's a Hypotenuse girl. Ew. Yuck.

Derek- I would hook up with her... Well like.. Maybe idk.

Eugene- Emm....

Derek- Haha, what? Did you or something?

Eugene- Well... I don't..er....I dont know....So what about them Dodgers?
by Macks and Lilah December 26, 2007
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Noun

A visual used to describe an alternate route when cutting a corner in the midst of travel (usually on foot) as said traveler walks along the "hypotenuse" of a 90 degree angle turn.
Eric: How do we get to McConnell's Ice Cream Shop?
Peter: Its 3 blocks down Islay St., turn right and walk 2 blocks down De La Vina St.
Eric: Why don't we just take a hypotenuse shortcut through the back alleys to save time?
Peter: What the fuck is a hypotenuse shortcut?
by Figa Hunter November 7, 2013
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