Hyperpoop

When you relax your body and mind in order poop really fast because you you've got to leave immediately.

You guys seriously don't want to go anymore? I just hyperpooped so we could leave!

by GreenLeader December 18, 2017

Counter-Productive HyperGooglePhilia

The sudden attraction to attaining knowledge on arbitrary subjects via Internet Search Engines to fill time that should otherwise be spent achieving practical electronic goals.

I should be doing internet research for my paper due tomorrow, but I'm experiencing counter-productive HyperGooglePhilia and have a sudden urge to look up the mating habits of fireants.

by DarcN8r December 29, 2009

Hyperlobest

When you make someone click on a link because they don't know what "Hyperlobest" means.

That guy is so hyperlobest.

by Saminipop April 4, 2021

Hyperlolzies

Extreme lollification. Where "LOL", "LMFAO", "ROFL", etc will not convey the true magnitude of ones e-laughter, hyperlolzies will fill the void. Usually used in a manner to convey contempt for all lolling.

Person A "OMG i've just been shot! lol"
Person B "you'll probably die. Hyperlolzies"

by yossarianlives September 10, 2013

penile hypertrophy

when you beat your weewee too much it go boom and zzzzzz and ooga booga and ding ding ding

wanker: i just achieved penile hypertrophy..
wanker 2: nice

by Nicholas Gur April 10, 2022

Hypertoothpickemia

A high presence of toothpicks in blood.

Hyper: High
Toothpick: Toothpick
Emia: Presence in blood

First came about with some folks in a YouTube comment section on a video about a similar topic.

A woman was admitted to the hospital with severe gut pain, she had hypertoothpickemia.

by CatmintTangleTabby October 8, 2020

Hyperlogical

(adj.) something that is logical beyond logical

"she's so smart, it's like she's hyperlogical!"

by rainandroses May 1, 2017