hypester

A person, not necessarily a hipster, who participates in certain activities because they are popular at the moment.

Guy 1: Did you see Vampire Weekend at the Fillmore last night?

Guy 2: No, but I drove by and saw all the hypesters in their skinny jeans.

by Slim415 December 20, 2008

hypester

Hypester is like a hipster, except they also make hype. Any hipster who is seemingly well known, been on TV etc is a hypester. Hypesters often pop up on youtube videos which go viral.

Example of hypester in a chat:
Bob: Damn did you see that viral hypester video on youtube?
Jimmy: Oh that interview?

Bob: Yeah.
Jimmy: That was the best and funniest hypester interview ever!

by ansertank August 22, 2014

hyperstagflation

A period of extremely slow economic growth and extremely high unemployment, while prices continue to rise, all of which are above normal crises levels.

If Obama continues to print and spend fiat money (regardless of the deficit) and that money permeates the economy and does not create jobs, we will eventually experience hyperstagflation.

by SupportFreedom1 August 23, 2009

Hypist

Person with a deep passion for hype and whose speech and email is embellished with rumor, gossip, innuendo and bait.
Also, "hypism" - the worldview that a hypist enjoys, inculcates and espouses.

If I were you, I wouldn't trust Fleetwood too much. After all he's just a attention-seeking hypist at heart.

by nasah August 4, 2008

hypester

something that is hip and/or beloved of hipsters, and also has a lot of hype or buzz, usually undeserving

That band is so hypester.

by jenny lizak April 24, 2006

hypist

Someone who embeds themselves in the hype of an upcoming film, movie, video game, etc, so much so that disappointment over the finished product is inevitable. They over-analyse the thing in question and complain and rant about various petty aspects of it, mostly on internet forums. This, of course, is completely different to the average person, who would simply enjoy it for what it is.

"The new Pirates of the Caribbean film completely, utterly sucked. They should have elaborated on Lord Beckett's character and Tia Dalma didn't get enough screentime. Therefore, it sucked."

Typical hypist: he complains about petty things, such as the minor characters listed above, completely ignoring Johnny Depp's performance as Jack Sparrow and all the work that went into what people generally consider to be, at least, a decent action movie. He was obviously expecting too much from the film, and is most likely a hypist.

by Dom B April 5, 2007

Hyperstasis

When the Body is functioning at Dual Hemispheric activation with both sides of the brain and the subject it performs intuitive functions while simultaneously making massive calculations in the brain. The result is a synchronized action of the mind and body and spirit.

The skier tapped into hyperstasis while calculating his speed and snow condition correctly to effortlessly transition from landing a 50 foot cliff.

The sniper swiftly calculates the distance, wind speed, and caliber of the rifle to concisely align the target with the Exhale in a moment of Hyperstasis

Using Hyperstasis the day trader intuitively utilized volume price analysis to execute a successful five-minute bull flag.

by flying dogma September 20, 2022