humrat

USMC vernacular for 'humanitarian rations'

we handed out humrats to all the hajjis in Iraq.

by poot! February 6, 2006

Humatoga

Someone who loves dogs with all of their heart.

John is a Humatoga

by Jeef of the Red Trees March 9, 2022

hermathlete

An Olympic caliber athlete with questionable gender origins.

Bob: Hey Jim, were you watching the Olympic swimming competition last night?
Jim: Yeah, did you see that hermathlete from Germany?
Bob: Hermathlete?
Jim: Yeah, I couldn't tell by looking at her whether she was a squatter or a pointer. Hopefully the blood testing will tell us.

by Soon 2. B. Unemployed July 10, 2012

hurman

The turn givin to a man with one ball

"John only has one balls, the hurman!"

by oLLiE1987 September 24, 2005

hurma

Hurma is a very strange fruit. Its sweet and it has multiple colors.
Most of the humans like it in Africa and Latvia (Lenny face)

Do u like hurma?
Yes it very good.
Oh nice.
Mlg.

by MLG pepe February 18, 2017

humathermy

To use a loose girl to keep your beer at a good temputature by putting the beer in her pussy and making her sit on ur face when you wanna drink.

Man i kept by beer nice with her last night. She was the best humathermy ever!

by dangle November 10, 2008

hurpatologist

1) A person who studies worthless, useless information or concepts.
2) A social justice warrior or anyone on the Regressive Left.
3) People who are so inept, incompetent, or stupid, that they are professional idiots.
4) A professional idiot.
5) Also known as a derpatologist.

I got my gender studies degree. My friends told me I was now an official hurpatologist! When I told them I was not studying reptiles, they just laughed at me for some reason.

by Hatemail.com April 17, 2017