Hippie Invite

When someone is wasted at the club and invites you to a party, then forgets who you are when you show up.

"Did you have a good time at that house party?"
"Nah dude, it was a hippie invite. Guy didn't even remember me."

by K. Washington July 25, 2016

Crispy hippie

A hippie that has been tasered into submission.

Hippie 1: I said "What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?" Then he tased me. When I regained consciousness I was in the gladiator pen at the LA County lockup with a yellow post-it note on my chest that said 'Crispy Hippie.'

Hippie 2: Let's go have a big bowl of crunchy granola.

by BcozTheNite March 28, 2008

REDNECK-HIPPIE

During the 1960's, many hippies relocated from the Bay Area up to the Foothills of Northern California. Since then there has been an interesting mixture of cultures. The native rednecks and the hippies have intergrated with the result being several generations of "redneckhippies". Many of us have two distinct sides of our personalities. There are times when my redneck tendencies go in conflict with my hippie tendencies. Once balanced, you have an interesting blend of the two cultures.

Tie-die shirts, Wranglers & cowboy boots.
Flannel shirts over tie-die dresses.
Peace , Love , Freedom , and Guns

That redneck-hippie has pot growing the the back yard to attract deer to shoot from his porch

by just one of thoes folks August 16, 2010

Hippie motherfuckers

A phrase Chris Jones would use repetitively after he puts aspartame in his drink on his channel "Physiques of Greatness"

(Chris Jones shows off his macros in Denny's on re-feed days)

(Chris Jones shows his plate) " Here is what i got ..... "( then goes on to show his drink) " I got my unsweetened tea "( picks up a bag of aspartame and pour it into the tea and says) "And for you hippie motherfuckers if you happen to give a fuck this is aspartame " (referring to to the bag of aspartame he just poured in his drink)

by MRACER720 August 21, 2013

Happier than a tornado in a trailer park

When you are really REALLY happy.

Annamae: "I'm soo happy that you guys are getting married. I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park"

by jaminimaj July 28, 2011

Repeater hippie

Someone who exaggerates or repeats what other people said, just for emotional support or to gain few Facebook likes from people. Without knowing anything.

Jessy : "Christianity killed 2 billion people, and the priests raped people, they burned down houses, for 1 million years .... "

Don: "Jessy, Please shut the fuck up. You don't know what you are talking about. You are a F*n repeater hippie"

by theOddball October 24, 2013

Aging Hippie Liberal Douche

A former hippie with sterotypical beliefs, who may or may not still externaly show their hippiness, and have liberal beliefs. This phrase was coined on an episode of South Park. An example of a possible aging hippie is a man in his late fifties/early sixties, afull beard, but groomed, long strait hair, usually braided or tied into a pony tail, and openly speaks out their beliefs in the way of an activist.

Oh God, here comes that aging hippie liberal douche, we better get out of here before we have to hear his bitching.

by Yalts March 30, 2008