Uncomfortable cow

Much related to the awkward turtle, but designed for Aggies.
the motion is similar to milking a cow.
This action could be credited to Jennifer Gong, out of spite for Gene Lieb. : because FFA people would neever put the word awkward in front of anything!

Gene: "so, Jennifer, how far along are you?"
Jennifer: "I'm not pregnant"
Gene: ...*uncomfortable cow*

by Thnx4thmmrs_09 August 19, 2008

uncomfortable

the new awkward.
Could be a situation, that grade on your math test, or your mom.

1. Wow, that was really uncomfortable when Johnny started talking about his boobs.
2. I think I'm a bit uncomfortable with this grade of 32 percent.
3. your mom.

by ...jess October 19, 2007

uncomfortable

Sex on the beach.

1. It wasn't uncomfortable, and I didn't think I caught any sand, but every few hours another grain... emerges.

2. It wasn't uncomfortable at first, but after a while it was like screwing a belt sander.

by notgoingtotakethisanymorebitch March 17, 2011

Uncomfortable

1. A passive-aggressive label used by passive-aggressive women to slander a man without leaving herself open to a lawsuit because he hasn't actually done anything remotely inappropriate.

2. A passive-aggressive label used by passive-aggressive women to slander a rival male co-worker without leaving herself open to a visit to the Human Relations Department.

3. A passive-aggressive label used by passive-aggressive women to slander another woman's boyfriend without leaving herself open to ridicule.

I don't know, he just makes me feel uncomfortable.

by notgonnatakethisshitbitch March 17, 2011

Suncomfortable

When you wear something that's so hot, you might as well be wearing the sun; uncomfortably hot.

"Oh my god, this jumper is so suncomfortable! I knew I shouldn't have worn it this summer."

by IIPhasmaII May 23, 2016

Uncomfortable Wank

The act of dropping a deuce while jerking the power ranger. Although this act is deemed a scientific anomaly, some men derive extreme pleasure from evacuating their bowls and testies simultaneously.

Dave screamed in morose pleasure as he completed an uncomfortable wank at the local Burger King

by ATM spajshj September 14, 2019

uncomfortable

Miranda Cosgrove.

Damn, Miranda Cosgrove walked in and everything became uncomfortable!

by Effie Trinkett November 6, 2012