hump da bump

A dance move that some females like to consider fun but males despise due to the growing tightness of their pants.
Girls use this move to entice men, and make them assume that the girl wants to take it to the bedroom. Men do not be fooled, the girl just wants to satisfy an itch in her pants and move on. She will not sleep with you, so strap on that jock strap before you go on the dance floor to protect yourself from the hump da bump.

Unsuspecting male: "Dude, look at those girls grinding, I would love to get in there and make a sandwich"
Smart male: "don't do it bro, they will totally hump da bump you and leave you dry as a bone"

by 1800-herpes April 30, 2008

Bump Hump

Its when a man has sex with a pregnant woman by placing his penis between the underside of her breast and the top of her pregnant belly. You have to approach her from the side and push her breast and belly together to make it tighter.

While my wife was 8-9 months pregnant, I noticed that there was a nice space between the bottom of her breasts and the top of her belly..almost like cleavage and I thought it would be hot to have sex with that part of her body just like titty fucking. So we called it the Bump Hump.

by jsaustin December 28, 2010

bump-hump

A dance with someone you would fuck, or with whom you would otherwise enjoy pubic area contact while dancing.

I would never bump-hump my mom or dad. Any pubic area contact while dancing with either one would gross me out.

by Sadie Salacious May 4, 2014

humpydumpy

humpy and dumpy yeah!

when you humpydumpy a man but dumpy your friend

by dkika October 11, 2021