Ranger Ham was a 20 year old park ranger when he received his first handjob. Because handjobs are almost exclusively given in the early teens, it seems appropriate that in Ranger Ham's honor we define any handjob given after the age of 20 as a hamjob.
by Lil Chewy August 13, 2008
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As a woman gets older and her vagina or meat wallet gets larger, to tighten her up so it feels 20 years younger, a ham is stuffed into the womans vagina and the bone is pulled out. This creates a more youthful feeling vagina.
Shanana's vagina was so loose, all I could do was work the sidewall. Our sex life has improved since she got that hamjob....Another satisfied customer
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