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human rights violations 

When an incumbent government in a sovereign country won't put a pipeline in that you desperately need
Syria's Assad is guilty of human rights violations, so USA is sending in the military for a regime change

Human Rights Deactivist 

A human rights deactivist is a person who constricts another person’s rights due to external or stereotypical factors. These are the oppressors of the activists. They will often protest against the sane, rational demands made by the true activists. These are the disgusting douches who will try to silence the truth. They will spread lies on the media to defame those who are simply fighting for their rights.
Person 1: All of these human rights deactivists are trying to take away women’s rights to abortion!
Person 2: Yes, they’re starting arguments online and trying to stop protests by misleading the uniformed citizens.
Person 1: People have a right to abortion. It’s their body and those human rights deactivists are trying to take their rights away!
Person 2: Period.

human rights worker in Ukraine 

Missing, dead, gone or otherwise absent.
P1: Where's your dad, faggot?
P2: He's a human rights worker in Ukraine.
P1: Oh I'm so sorry bro

Human Rights Watchlist 

OH WOW! I WONDER WHY THAT IS HAPPENING! PROBABLY DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOUTUBE, THAT'S FOR SURE!
Hym "Human Rights Watchlist!? Perish the thought! I mean, it's not like you have an American company very publicly manufacturing a mental illness around the guy who created AI (also very publicly) because you didn't think he could do it so you tried make a mockery of hym live streaming him while he poops and doing the weaponized schizophrenia he described to hym in a very public way! So why are we on a human rights watchlist though?"

idiot human rights activist 

that one person who calls you receipt because you said the word black
guy that works someplace: what color would you like your car to be?
broi: um..... black?
idiot human rights activist: WHAT DID YOU SAY??????? THATS RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

broi: bruh, i just said black, WHAT ELSE AM I SPOSSED TO SAY???????
idiot human rights activist: um IDK, SHOWDOW?
broi: bruh those are two diffrent things fool

Universal Declaration of Human Rights 

Some bullshit document that nobody follows.
Random person: “I’m protected by the Universal Declaration of Human Rights!”
Random person: “Nobody’s watching so it doesn’t matter. Do you have any evidence to prove that whatever happened happened? You don’t? Well, that’s too bad for you.”