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The Himlander

The chosen one. The man with such a big skill set that he basically has superpowers.
Logan: Bro I heard Trey got with 10 girls last night and got an 100 on the Chem final

John: Yea bro Trey is the Himlander and he really can do whatever the fuck he wants
by iyoteduponsomeoneyesterday January 24, 2023
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François Hollande

François Hollande, the new French President.

In the presidential election in 2012, he beat former president Nicolas Sarkozy.

Why ? Because French people were tired of Nicolas Sarkozy, because of his noneffective policy against the crisis, anti-muslim policy, anti-immigration, and his friendship with the wealthiest families and stories of corruption, he lowered their taxes whereas most people were harmed by the crisis. That is why French people voted for social democrat Hollande, which looked like a nice buddy, the contrary of Nicolas Sarkozy...

But it turns out that nothing changed, all country problems are not resolved, so French people are disappointed. They blame François Hollande for doing nothing, being lazy and not finding solutions to the crisis. They think he is totally useless, has no authority, does not stand up and speak up...

Since French people only want solutions to come from the government or the state, and are not able to take care of themselves, they will be blaming the French President and the government until 2017, when they will vote for their new savior, someone who will solve all their problems and help France become the first economic power, at least that's what the candidate will make them believe...
And the story will repeat itself...
Journalists : "François Hollande says unemployment is rising, but that it will decrease by the end of the year"
French people : "Fuck François Hollande, he is doing nothing"
by Jacques Cheminade November 10, 2013
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Hollander

An incredibly sexy person. First and middle names mean nothing.

Commonly seen with Abbotts.
Did you see that chick? She must be a Hollander.
by googlepants October 21, 2008
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hollender

The excessive tonguing of another person's anus.
He went hollender on that ass.
by MarkoJ December 25, 2006
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Hollandez

A combination of the words "Hollander" and "LaDez". Used when a person really screws something up big time.
Smooth move Hollandez!
by Suck Chinger March 22, 2005
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Xaviera Hollander

A woman who's unashamed to profit from her sexual capital and who enjoys erotic and physical pleasure without apology.

From the author of THE HAPPY HOOKER.
A Xaviera Hollander will inevitably raise the hackles of scrunch-faced, needle-nosed puritans and their ilk.
by Putzionary June 27, 2016
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helladerp

1. adj: Having a lot of fail, very/really stupid.
2. n: One who is very stupid, or who fails a lot at life.

From the words "hella" meaning: "a lot of, very, really," and "derp" which is often said after one has failed, pretty much meaning: "Something that was stupid/dumb,"
1. "Can you believe that helladerp test had 50 questions completely unrelated to what we were studying on it?!"

2. Person A: "Dude, I walked into a synagogue the other day wearing a swastika t-shirt and shouting "Hail Hitler!" lol Everyone looked at me like they were going to kill me!"

Person B: "...You're such a helladerp."
by kai713 January 24, 2011
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