The distinguished art of holding a feline (of your choice) up to the respiratory intakes (such as the nose and mouth) and whiffing or 'huffing' the scent and dandruff of said feline. It is said to bring fortune to those that take park in this activity. It is ill advised -but possible- to huff two cats at once
Man 1: "Hey Dave, want to go 'Cat Huffing' later?"
Man 2: "Sure thing! My wife just picked up a new domestic long hair from the pound today! It should be rather fun!"
*both break out in laughter as said action is rather enjoyable to think about*
Man 2: "Sure thing! My wife just picked up a new domestic long hair from the pound today! It should be rather fun!"
*both break out in laughter as said action is rather enjoyable to think about*
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Kitten huffing is a controversial practice that has recently been growing as a popular and healthy alternative to street drugs. Despite a long history in Western culture, the practice remains largely taboo. Excessive huffing has been known to produce undesirable side effects, including addiction, damaged sinuses, corrupted brains, which may lead to someone thinking they're something they aren't, and, in some cases, death. It is a general rule of thumb that anyone who huffs more then 3 kittens a day is an addict. Veteran huffers often caution against huffing more than a couple kittens per day as overdosing can be very unpleasant and quite dangerous.
Kitten huffing is a controversial practice that has recently been growing as a popular and healthy alternative to street drugs. Despite a long history in Western culture, the practice remains largely taboo. Excessive huffing has been known to produce undesirable side effects, including addiction, damaged sinuses, corrupted brains, which may lead to someone thinking they're something they aren't, and, in some cases, death. It is a general rule of thumb that anyone who huffs more then 3 kittens a day is an addict. Veteran huffers often caution against huffing more than a couple kittens per day as overdosing can be very unpleasant and quite dangerous.
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