In gay male anal sex; the fecal matter and/or blood which may coat the penis during and after penetration. (Named for famously anti-gay Republican conservative Mike Huckabee)
I'm glad I used a condom, because when I pulled out, there was Huckabee all over my cock
by ThomasRobertIrvin February 3, 2015
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(1)Someone who knows they can't win a race even if only 2 people are in it but stays in the race so the other person can be a winner and have some compatition. Not to be confused with a Romknee who could win but basically takes a dive early in the hopes of being rewarded for getting out of the way without much of a fight.

(2)A fake place holder used to gain some recognition or advantage. Can be used as a verb too.

(3)Not a pace setter but a pace follower. Someone who acts like a dog and heels. Could be used like boy was in the days of slavery. Or just a friendly use like bro or brother is too.
(1)John asks who will run against me for president so it will look like I have some compatition but be weaker and not win? Mike says "I'll be your Huckabee".
This is kind of like the expresion "I'll be your Huckleberry"

(2)John travels to work alone but uses the commuter lane by placing a dummy in the seat next to him. The dummy is a Huckabee. John Huckabeed his way into work today. John will Huckabee his way into the office to save time and money.

Microsoft will keep from being a monopoly as long as they can Huckabee the government into thinking that Apple computer is still compatition.

(3)John make sure that Huckabee knows his place. Yo Wut up myk Huckabee?
by RePubLicKin February 10, 2008
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A huckabee is a person who will tell you a bold faced lie and act as though it’s been common knowledge forever. Typically a huckabee makes absurdist claims without evidence and then places the burden of truth on the person who is skeptical of their claims.

Whilst making these ridiculous statements a huckabee will usually employ some sort of double standard that exposes their hypocrisy as well.
Dude can you stop being a huckabee for one damn second and tell the truth?
by EdgarAllanPro April 19, 2019
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a big stash of fake weed
word created by Katt Williams
Drug Dealer:Hey guys,i got some weed.It's some good shit.
Weedhead's:Hell no.dont come over here with that HUCKABEE.that weak as shit.Go on somewhere with that.
by UrbanBabe December 30, 2009
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1 An ugly mole on a person's ass that usually has hair growing out of it

2 Mike Huckabee the human equivalent of such a mole

3 A person who claims to be a Christian while largely ignoring the teachings of Jesus.
1 My girlfriend has a Huckabee. I'm trying to figure out how to tell her.

2 Huckabee is on the news again. He's espousing conspiracy theories and criticizing unwed mothers

3 That pastor is such a Huckabee
by A1988 March 4, 2011
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Verb: To deliberately abuse the equal rights of the transgender community for the purposes of committing sex crimes against underage girls.
"Now, I wish that someone told me that when I was in high school that I could have felt like a woman when it came time to take showers in PE, I'm pretty sure that I would have found my feminine side and said, 'Coach, I think I'd rather shower with the girls today.'" Mike Huckabee Huckabeed.
by J.B. Wilde April 10, 2016
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To Throw up while giving a blow job.
He Huckabee'd while giving his boyfriend a blow job.
by Shelly37 January 4, 2015
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