HSIB

Horny Smelly Indian Boy.

Distinguishing characteristics:

- Unable to speak with women. Exception: "send bobs."
- Has an inability to bathe or shave.
- Is surrounded by a distinct odor of curry and paternal disappointment.

- Fluent in Tamil and Java.
- Plays cricket and the tabla.

Person 1: Dude I can't be an HSIB, I swear I use soap!
Person 2: Idk man, I saw you grinding out that APCS homework last night.
Person 1: System.out.println("Send bobs bby");

by EECS DADDY October 25, 2017

hsiow

HSIOW is a resturant created by George Carlin. HSIOW is an acronym for "Holy Shit Its Only Wednesday"
George Carlin says, "There would be alot more drinking if it were always Wednesday"

Im going to go grab an after work drink at HSIOW.

by Aspensti November 10, 2006

The Hsieh Theorem

Simply stated, the combination of any nationality with any noun can be used to construct a novel name for a sexual act.

Applications of the Hsieh Theorem resulted in the following names of sexual acts: the Italian oil change, the Greek photocopier, the Brazilian lawnmower ... and so on.

by Bisby February 15, 2010

hsiow

An acronym standing for "Holy shit it's only Wednesday." This was a term originally coined by George Carlin as a reason to drink.

There are going to be HSIOW festivities tonight.

by Jonnyboy008 November 11, 2005

HSIMF

Acronym for "Hail Satan It's Metal Friday!" For use on Fridays when the traditional TGIF is just not metal enough.

HSIMF! Let's bang heads!

by awakenedshadows December 18, 2011

hsin

sexy asian man who is extremely ninja

wow that guy who can do backflips is so hsin.

by papayas May 8, 2009

hsien-ko

To conceal multiple weapons at one time.

The H is silent in this word. The word is the name of a character in Vampire Savior/Darkstalkers 3 who hid weapons in her dress, and is also the hottest, yet also the most overlooked, video game chick ever.

I don't think you should hsien-ko your knife collection. You'll get caught and arrested by the police.

by Hand Hanzo April 14, 2005