Prominent section of British football fans who believe foreign influences and analytical advancements will destroy the purity of the game they believe they own and control
Have you heard those hoofer boomers saying England should have played a flat 4-4-2 with DCL and Kane?
by The Proverbial August 5, 2021
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Whoa tie down the edibles here comes simo wi they leggings again that hairy hoofs goni eat us oot o hoose n hame!!
by methilmings November 24, 2011
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That guy is definitely not from the city, his clothes, his accent and his hairstyle were all rather hoofddorp!
by VondleVonBroodje February 4, 2009
Get the Hoofddorp mug.A particularly unattractive form of football practiced by Heart of Midlothian. It involves the hoof, a long punt up the pitch by either the goalkeeper or defenders, making sure that the ball travels at least 40 yards in the air. Typically Hearts employ the hoof around 50-60 times per game. Spectators watching hoofball on a regular basis suffer from a variety of complaints; depression and neck ache from staring at the sky for 90 minutes are the two most common.
Heart of Midlothian were totally outplayed; their reliance on hoofball with only one striker only served to emphasise the incompetence of their coaching staff.
by S. Frail November 18, 2007
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by Stotty575 February 15, 2010
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"Hoof hearted" sounds like "who farted" when spoken quickly.
"Hoof hearted" sounds like "who farted" when spoken quickly.
by Emchone August 8, 2007
Get the Hoof Hearted mug.person one: look at that shore boy over there, he looks like a horses hoof with his little pink shirt and yellow hotpants
person two: you know it!
person two: you know it!
by shanos August 6, 2006
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