Hoverbutting

The act of holding ones butt over (but not directly on) a dirty toilet seat while taking a dump. This is done to prevent ones ass from retaining any germs which the toilet seat might have.

The public toilet was so filthy, I had no choice but to hoverbutt.

Sometimes hoverbutting is the only way to be safe.

by Mordrahelm December 18, 2008

hyberbate

1. To mastrabate over an extended period of time, sometimes lasting hours.

2. To mastrubate at every possible opprotunity, ignoring the outside world, sometimes for weeks.

1. "Holy shit dude I've been jackin it for hours and still haven't cum, I hate when I hyberbate."

2. Guy 1: "dude, I'm pretty sure Steve died."
Guy 2: "No, i heard he's just been in his room hyberbating."

by Killer569253 January 2, 2011

hoverdale

One who Hovers, constantly looking over your shoulder while you are typing something on the computer or who is always wondering what you are doing. (kinda like right now, to your left!)

I am hoverdale watch this! hover hover hover hover.

by eRock March 8, 2004

Hoverate

What a female does above a commode that she does not wish to sit on while taking care of her business.

The bathroom at the gas station was so bad she had to hoverate over the toilet.

by mgbplt July 7, 2011

hovergamer

A hovergamer is typically someone who will sit in an Apache helicopter hovering miles away from the objective and missile vehicles from out of their visual range. Usually found in games like Arma 3.

There's a hovergamer somewhere behind their base. He just killed me.

by yourdonefor April 14, 2023

Hovertate

To hover and levitate at the same time

'Hey Regina did you see nick hovertate last night?'
'Yeah that shit cray'

by bekira February 5, 2013

haterbate

To masturbate to a past significant other after you had a nasty break up because you still have great naked pics of them and/or awesome sex memories.

Bro 1: Mayn i jerked it hella hard last night.

Bro 2: Did you go on Redtube bro?

Bro 1: Nah I looked at the nudies Molly had sent me before we split.

Bro 2: Bro you hardcore Haterbated... nice.

bro 1 "high five" bro 2

by scooterchill April 18, 2011