Male or female who guards someone's house and belongings. Usually they perform sexually acts as trade for payment. On call 24/7.
by Dusty 1 October 19, 2019
Get the House mouse mug.A house mouse is the one person in your household that everyone has a problem with. This person will not care about the problems and will continue doing them for gratification of being the house mouse. The house mouse does not get in trouble for the house mouse shenanigans.
Brother: why does she get to do that!
Mom: she’s not doing anything wrong!
House mouse: I love being the house mouse!
Mom: she’s not doing anything wrong!
House mouse: I love being the house mouse!
by TheSmartOne.. Maybe April 18, 2022
Get the House mouse mug.A House Mouse is someone who comes to your crib and makes themselves too much at home, they go into your bathroom and use your hair clippers, razors, & deodorant without asking. They go into your kitchen and get into the fridge and help themselves to your food and soda, also without asking. They most likely do not have a place of their own and instead just couch surf from place to place until they wear out their welcome.
man, Ramona needs to quit coming over, he’s just a broke ass house mouse who be eating all the damn food and don’t pay for shit, using my fucking hygiene without asking.
by Bamamba Manda March 5, 2024
Get the House Mouse mug.This is a second rate lending institution like Household Finance or the Lending Tree. They approve people with sub level credit rating and charge very high interest rates. Many companies use these lenders to provide down payments for homes, cars or anything on terms when the customer has no cash. They approve the purchaser's loan the day of the main loan. This keeps them off the credit search so it will not affect their rating from the 3 credit reporting agencies.
"Bob needs 20% down on the loan to get approval so you will have to take him to the mouse house to get him "dipped".
" This guy wants the car but he is upside down on his trade and so we need to mouse house him to show equity for the loan."
" This guy wants the car but he is upside down on his trade and so we need to mouse house him to show equity for the loan."
by SeaPilot June 25, 2009
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Get the Mouse House mug.The Walt Disney Dictatorship that will emerge in the year 2069 and control all world governments except for a few penguin insurgents in Antarctica.
Shh! The House of Mouse is listening in! Oh god, oh god we're already dead are we?
No, just you. *bang*
"Hot diggity dog!"
No, just you. *bang*
"Hot diggity dog!"
by Eternal Master Joe August 26, 2021
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Max: yes but I keep getting dragged to the house of mouse.
Emma: NO NOT THE HOUSE OF MOUSE
Max: yes but I keep getting dragged to the house of mouse.
Emma: NO NOT THE HOUSE OF MOUSE
by weird ass ploopy October 1, 2023
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