houda

Houda means the straight path to follow. It is mentioned in the Quran like most other Muslim names. The difinition in Arabic would be : "Al-Siratu al-Mustaquim".
The male version of Houda is Mehdi; "the one who found the straight path to righteousness".

The one who found Al-Houda, will never have to fear anything.

by Houda September 30, 2005

Houda

Houda is an amazing person inside and out, God sent her to this earth to save lives and she has saved mine. I love this girl with all my heart, she's a bless.

There are no words to describe Houda

i love her more than anything like never before

by Plenus amoris August 13, 2018

Ghost of Houdini

When a man is lying in bed on his back and he gets a hard-on, it rises beneath the sheets appearing as a ghostly figure in the morning light. True to the spirit of Houdini, the ghostly erection is likely to disappear soon after it arrives, possibly into the woman beside him.

Jane: Baby, look at the sheet near your crotch!
Kevin: Shh, baby. It's the ghost of Houdini.
Jane: Really? Is he friendly?
Kevin: Oh yeah. I think he wants a kiss.
Jane: Okay.

by theinstigator September 22, 2016

Purple Houdini

The bruising that occurs when an over ambitious vagina technician gets a little too close to the vaginal lips during a Brazilian wax job.

Michele's attempt to spice up her love life went from high to low when she realized her personal waxer at the Pretty Kitty Boutique left her with a Purple Houdini instead of a nice, smooth snatch.

by RBAK July 5, 2016

Houdini Grandmaster

An ancient title reserved to a closed number of people having demonstrated a high level of mastering in various houdini techniques. To be granted this title one must have performed at least a basic houdini, a houdini cheesecake, a Houdini Mixed Blessing and a combination of any 2 of the Houdini Marvel Omnibus flavours.

One can also be acknowledged as a Houdini Grandmaster if he has successfully invented and published a new original technique.

"You seen this stubag? I am sure he's gay!
-Man, this guy is a Houdini Grandmaster, respect!"

"I didnt know he was a Houdini Grandmaster before last night.
- Did it hurt ?"

by houdinithefirst May 2, 2007

Atomic Houdini

A combination of an Atomic Wedgie and Houdini. A demeaning sex act where the male partner pulls the female's underwear over her head, temporarily incapacitating her and allowing his accomplice to secretly resume in his stead. Shortly thereafter, the original party appears at the window and reveals the deception.

Me and my bro totally pulled an Atomic Houdini on this chick last night. She didn't even see it coming!

by calls em like i see em August 16, 2021

Pulling a Houdini

Leaving a party/gathering with out letting any one know

Were is your girlfriend ? Oh she is Pulling a Houdini and left like always

by Englapukinn December 14, 2009