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hotzed

The act of spitting out any type of liquid that is in your mouth because you thought something was funny but really it wasn't
Dude that last text was great! I hotzed all over my room!
by AZTEC 19 November 15, 2010
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hotzendorf

noun.
a man who had reached so many failures it becomes his signature

verb.
to do something stupid without knowing it
I just hotzendorfed my life tremendously, bro.
by gunner13 July 17, 2017
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Conrad von Hötzendorf

Franz Conrad von Hötzendorf (1852-1925) was an Austro-Hungarian Feldmarschal and Chief Of Staff of the Austro-Hungarian military until 1917. He is famous for his grandiosely embarrassing failures in Serbia (1914), Russia (1914-1915 read Siege of Przemyśl) and Italy (1915-1917 until battle of Caporetto). He was heavily interested in old style warfare, which just didn't work anymore in the new modern era. This particular played a huge role in his failures. He is widely considered a meme and the YouTube channel The Great War even used him on their merch. He is widely considered the guide for "how not to fight a modern war".
Person 1: Hey did you hear about Conrad von Hötzendorf?

Person 2: Of course! He is the guide for how not to fight a modern war!
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hotzohplot

A person of German descent that is a complete idiot.
"Deiter is an hotzohplot."
by PotatoChip May 17, 2003
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hotzohplot

it's written 'hotzenplotz' and he's a robber acting alongside a clown in handpuppet theaters in kindergartens
by BC Crewstarr August 12, 2003
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Hotzel

Prone to A.D.D./A.D.H.D.
Likes girls with big butt who cannot lie.
Talks with their hands.
May have curly hair.
Extremely excentric.
Hotzel is such a scandalous man.
by Jamncamn April 8, 2017
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Hotzi

A caucasian person, typically a straight male, that is so unbelievably attractive but you would never pursue not only out of fear of rejection but fear for your life.
"That tea party rally had so many Hotzis."

"Edward Norton played a hotzi who changed his ways in American History X"
by studcub75 April 26, 2010
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