The act of spitting out any type of liquid that is in your mouth because you thought something was funny but really it wasn't
by AZTEC 19 November 15, 2010
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a man who had reached so many failures it becomes his signature
verb.
to do something stupid without knowing it
a man who had reached so many failures it becomes his signature
verb.
to do something stupid without knowing it
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Franz Conrad von Hötzendorf (1852-1925) was an Austro-Hungarian Feldmarschal and Chief Of Staff of the Austro-Hungarian military until 1917. He is famous for his grandiosely embarrassing failures in Serbia (1914), Russia (1914-1915 read Siege of Przemyśl) and Italy (1915-1917 until battle of Caporetto). He was heavily interested in old style warfare, which just didn't work anymore in the new modern era. This particular played a huge role in his failures. He is widely considered a meme and the YouTube channel The Great War even used him on their merch. He is widely considered the guide for "how not to fight a modern war".
Person 1: Hey did you hear about Conrad von Hötzendorf?
Person 2: Of course! He is the guide for how not to fight a modern war!
Person 2: Of course! He is the guide for how not to fight a modern war!
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by PotatoChip May 17, 2003
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Likes girls with big butt who cannot lie.
Talks with their hands.
May have curly hair.
Extremely excentric.
Likes girls with big butt who cannot lie.
Talks with their hands.
May have curly hair.
Extremely excentric.
by Jamncamn April 8, 2017
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