hot man semen

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by hot man with hotter semen March 31, 2022

the hot man

The hottest man has a big penis and is the best and smartest man alive his name is Firas eddine mohamed khaldi

he is cool the hot man
his anme if firas eddine mohamed khaldi.

by firms May 9, 2018

phil the hot man

phil is a very sexy manly man which every man and girl wants but unlucky for you, Phil doesn’t like humans! Phil likes bears and fucks those bears so fuckin good in the ass ooohh yeah! sorry ladies ;c

Damn, phil the hot man! I want to suck his big giant cock so badly.

by big fat man big fat July 6, 2018

Jaden The Hot Man

He has a big penis to pound ur mums ass or fanny

I am getting shagged by jaden the hot man

by Jadenisswaggyyy March 5, 2022

Old man hot

An older gentleman who, despite not meeting traditional standards for beauty, is seriously attractive. See: Vladimir Putin, John Slattery, George Clooney, Brad Pitt (nowadays), Denzel Washington, Alec Baldwin, etc.

I'm a little worried about Julie. She thinks Larry King is old man hot.

by Mrs. Napoleon October 7, 2010

Happy Hot Dog Man

A hot dog with arms and a face.

Let me introduce to you, Happy Hot Dog Man, the master of the universe

-Chadtronic 2017

by TorraForSomeReason February 26, 2018

Hot Stats Man

Definition: the hot man that sits in front of you in your statistics class.

He has bulging muscles you can stare at for days (and will!) and many tattoos. He will likely be drawing dinosaurs and showing you the tattoo of jesus on his arm--which you will gladly stare at.

Girlfriend, I didn't take any notes today because I was waaaaay too busy staring at hot stats man!

Girl: Hey, did you see that guy with the Jesus tattoo and the Iron Maiden belt buckle?

Guy: Yeah! That's Hot Stats Man!

by keeeeerrrrr December 14, 2010