hosslersexual

hosslersexual means that you are in love or attracted to one of the hosslers. either Amy, John, Sophia, Jaden or Haley Hossler

person A: dude i think im hosslersexual!
person B: really? me too! im attracted to Haley
person A: nah, im more of a Jaden type

by jdxns January 15, 2021

The Hosslers

The two greatest high school basketball players known to mankind, Byan Hossler a.k.a Mega-Hoss and Thomas Hossler a.k.a Super-Hoss. Play for ND high school.

Dude, did you see the Hosslers last night? It was like a fuckin hossler connection!!!

by Frank February 19, 2005

hoosifer

A name given to anyone who's last name may be Vanhoose and is directly related to satan himself.

vanhoose: give me your soul so i may digest it, my lord satan has crowned me the queen of evil, bow to me minion!
me: damn hoosifer. a bit tense today?
vanhoose: no why?
me: no reason. how would you like a welding rod to snack on?
vanhoose: sounds delicious.

by mr.flagg February 27, 2008

hoshifer

a pretty girl

she she is hoshifer

by Urban Dictionary March 1, 2004

Hoosiers

People who cannot drive anything, even the basketball.

Person 1: "I almost got hit three times on the drive to work today."
Person 2: "You must be from Indiana!"
Person 1: "Yep, Home of the Hoosiers."

by riccartman January 1, 2012

hoshifer

a word that means holy shit

Hoshifer u scared me!

by Snipergod February 29, 2004

Hoosiers

Hoosiers are wannabe rednecks that aren't southern enough to be rednecks, so they drive around in trucks layered in mud and alcohol. Thy can be found driving around recklessly throughout the midwest throwing budweiser everywhere and firing shotgun shells in random directions.
They plague Midwestern cities, most notably kansas city, Chicago, and especially St. Louis. They can be seen fighting hoodlums in Eastside St louis. All. Fucking. Day.

I just witnessed yet another fight between hoosiers and hoodlums

by STL446 June 15, 2023