hosemastered

When you predict a movie in every aspect from any point in a movie.

We were watching Romeo must die and Dave hosemastered the whole thing down to the aliyah song at the credits.

by Romeomustdie February 20, 2009

scany hosebeast

A disgusting, dirty, trifling, ignorant, infuriating whore of a woman.

"Wow, i cant believe she just banged the entire starting line of the football team. What a scany hosebeast."

by snorkyramone March 22, 2008

Hosebeast

An adjective used solely for females: A hosebeast can considered to be a female who acts in a beastly fashion more often then not. This "beast" like behavior is due to poor judgement and simply having no shame in one's game because there are simply to many tight ass bitches out there! It can also be due to heavy intoxication (as in drinking to many beers through bendy straws and taking to much xanax). Hosebeast can also be a term of love when used between two people who can enjoy being white trash without shame.

Hosebeast behavior includes falling head first off bars when your trying to dance on them,face fucking, pooping in your pants in H&M, falling on a subway grate and smahing your face in, successfully executing Patsy falls, trying to have sexual relations with gay men, and contemplating when your really drunk" if I just pee in the bed at least it will be warm for a minute."

by Ms. Aly Be Bop Biscut May 13, 2005

hosebeast

its a "beyond Psycho" ex who you would love to see chopped up and fed to the dog.

My ex girlfriend is such a hosebeast that the dog wouldn't even eat her.

by jenni December 30, 2003

psycho hosebeast

the biggest whore of all

a slutty,skanky,whore who is such a tremendous whore that she will fuck anyone or anything,man or beast,male or female,anytime,anywhere and will take ex-mouseketeer pop tarts under her wing and teach them Satanism and how to be the biggest whore. see madonna

madonna is a psycho hosebeast

by full body condom and fast sneakers December 9, 2003

hosebeast

an obnoxious, hefty woman, usually a smoker, often accompanied by 4 or more kids under 12

The hosebeast in that dumpy minivan just cut me off!

by arse_banshee January 2, 2004

Hosebeast

A person whom is unpleasant to even hear about

That guy is such a hosebeast

by Peter 'Valenn1' Coleman November 26, 2003