Horseshitting 

It's like saying "are you kidding me" or "are you shitting me", but stronger than those two. Like bullshitting, but with another animal.

Guy: "Barack Obama died 10 minutes ago in an accident."
Other guy: "What? You gotta be horseshitting me."

Horseshitting by Andresthejeff November 26, 2013

horseshittery 

Similar to FUBAR Horseshittery is an act that makes no sense.

Horseshittery:Put it on take it off common occurence on container terminals

horseshittery by Fred Nitney August 17, 2020

happy horseshit

"Happy horseshit" is a phrase that describes news releases, speeches and other official language often produced by public relations people that puts the best possible - if often unrealistic - spin on a particular subject. A great deal of happy horseshit is often served up at political rallies, awards ceremonies, and in government and corporate communications in general.

President Bush informed the nation that America was on course to achieve its objectives in Iraq, though most of the viewing public assumed the statement was happy horseshit.

happy horseshit by Jay Holden July 21, 2008

happy horseshit

Noun: Sentimental nonsense. A way of thinking that is dominated by pleasant generalities. Official double-talk.

Giving valentine's day cards to all your fellow employees is just a lot of happy horseshit!

happy horseshit by Clement Sledge April 16, 2006

Horseshit 

Whenever something doesn't go your way or when something is totally untrue and you feel the need to verbalize it.

" Man that teacher totally accused me of cheating on my Astronomy quiz, that's fucking horseshit."

" What do you mean you don't have the money you owe me? you know what that's horseshit, go fuck yourself"

Horseshit by Tecky September 2, 2005

horsewife 

when you piss your pants at the same time some one else from a different gender

''hey look they're horsewifes
''insert laugh''

horsewife by door licker December 9, 2020

bull fucking horseshit 

an exclamation claiming disbelief

similar to bullshit, but with far more emphasis and humor

john: hey steve! I finally got laid by emily!

steve: BULL FUCKING HORSESHIT! I went out for her with two months and we never fucked!

bull fucking horseshit by usualsuspectgigity November 29, 2011