Bojack Horseman

A pseudo-celebrity horse that drinks too much, hates the troops, hates himself, and fucks his agent.

Hey did you hear what Bojack Horseman did last weekend? Yeah, me neither.

by AnonGuy248 September 7, 2014

horsewank

A word to describe something or someone that is absolutely terrible or pathetic.

Also describing something someone’s made or created that looks nothing like what it’s supposed to look like.

Also describes something someone’s done that looks like it’s been done by a complete mongotoid.

Laughing uncontrollably for a good half hour before I composed myself and said to my mate “dude, that is absolute horsewank!! It looks fuck all like a shepherd’s pie”

by Iwannariot November 11, 2019

Bojack Horseman

A mixture of diet coke and whiskey.

1: Dude we ran out of coke.
2: it's cool we got a liter of diet coke.
1: fuck yeah I love me some BOJACK HORSEMAN!!

by Johnny wu September 30, 2014

Bojack Horseman

The feeling you get when you see something that doesn't seem like it's the best thing ever, but the more you experience it the more you enjoy it

Guy1: man this show sucks
Guy2: who knows maybe it will be another Bojack Horseman

by Sock monkey 8654 November 1, 2016

horsengoggle

A game, similar to "rock, paper, scissors", to determine or appropriate goods or turns.

"If there ever was an odd amount of items such as food candy or pop we played a game we called "Horsengoggle." Any boy who wanted in on the goodie would stand in a circle with the others and one boy would count to three. On the count of three each boy would hold up 1 - 5 fingers. The fingers were totaled up and the horsengogglee if you will , would count from one to the number of fingers ,starting on his right ,the person that he ended up with received the item . As there was no way to cheat in this "game" it was the fairest system we had and there was never any argument over who won. "
From:
_The Unsinkable_
Dean Felsing Crew member of the Unsinkable
Copyright Jan. 22, 2000 : Dean Edward Felsing

by Emily.Susann December 27, 2008

Horsemanning

Horsmaning, or fake beheading, was reportedly a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920′s. Sometimes spelled horsmaning, the horsmaning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, an evil character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.” According to internet legend, the “original” horsmaning photo on the left was found at a local flea market. Soon after its discovery, a series of horsemaning photos began trending on sites like Buzzfeed and people got inspired to recreate the horseman. Horsmaning is experiencing currently a revival and is best known as a new form of planking, owling or cone-ing.

Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was reportedly a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920′s.

by Marco29 August 18, 2011

horsegag

The famous Internet video clip of a woman giving a blow job to a horse. The horse proceeds to ejaculate into the woman's mouth causing her to choke.

Did you see horsegag on the Internet?

by koopa troopa esq. December 3, 2005