cum hose 

Slang for a man's penis.

He pushed his penis into her and told her she'd taken delivery of his cum hose.

cum hose by woordhack January 7, 2025

cum hose 

Slang for penis

He pushed his penis into her and told her she'd taken his cum hose.

cum hose by woordhack January 7, 2025

I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door 

A dirty way of saying surprise butt-sex.

1.Waffles: Hey Dwarfo, I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door. If you don't answer, I'm gonna bang bang!

Dwarfo: Yeep! I hope it isn't too surprise!

2. What rapists say to little kids when they are gonna butt-rape them.

I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door by Dr. Dirty October 9, 2008

horsecumpwhonper 

The ultimate Kurger Bing combo

“Yo bro wanna go to the local Kurger bing and get some juicy HorseCumpWhonpers with extra cump??”

horsecumpwhonper by LordFarquadOG May 16, 2022

Cumnor House School 

A school so insensitive that it makes its pupils wear bright red blazers. It also has the word cum in its name. School dinners taste like regurgitated shit but apart from that its pretty good.

Boy: "Ooh Mum, i wanna go to a really good school."
Mum:"I know just the place, It's called Cumnor House School. But as a consequence you'll be shanked on the bus and force-fed pre-eaten shit."
Boy:"Yippee!"

Cumnor House School by kindanotsure December 5, 2010

The Cauliflower's Cumin from Inside the House Burger 

A Bob's Burgers Halloween burger that comes with cauliflower and cumin

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Cauliflower's Cumin from Inside the House Burger, you should try it!"

The Cauliflower's Cumin from Inside the House Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Cumnor House 

A posh white boy school filled with Asians

That’s Cumnor House the posh school

Cumnor House by Sasghkjgggh October 24, 2017