Horological socialism

When a lazy client or watch dealer asks what a watch is worth, which they will not be purchasing or selling to you. These are people who value other peoples time at zero and personify the socialist way, by expecting other to do their job for them and give knowledge hand outs.

Horological Socialism - Hey what is this Rolex Datejust worth ( even though I have 0 intention of selling to you)

Dealer- Why would I tell you that when you clearly aren’t going to sell to me, go buy another Watch Trading Academy course, and maybe you’ll learn how to do your job !

by Archieluxury April 26, 2021

hormonology

noun. the study of the reaction that occurs when teenagers, especially the female of the species, are placed in proximity with the opposite gender

In addition to my studies at college I have been learning much of hormonology through empirical observation of specimens on campus.

by Niknetz February 24, 2007

Homoloaf

In reference to Ruby, a character on the show "Steven Universe". Homoloaf is a nickname used by fans of the show to describe Ruby. It originates from the shape of her hair, as well as her sexuality.

"Do you watch Steven Universe?"

"Yeah, my favourite character is homoloaf."

by secretfusion July 29, 2015

homolomo

a chinchilla lover that loves the color chartruesse and wears tutus for fun.

dude jonathan is such a homolomo!! hehehe

by carl the chinchilla March 2, 2008

Homolovia

A heterosexual person who passionately loves gay people, but in a no homo kind of way.

Raymundo has a strong homolovia for Kent's gay roommate.

by reese's puffs March 9, 2010

Horology connoisseur

A self proclaimed "horology connoisseur" is most likely a snobbish watch enthusiast. He is not necessarily rich, but he most likely is. It's a rare encounter in real life since he is mostly keeps his opinions on the internet, where he makes sure to remain anonymous.

Distinctive behaviors are :

1) telling people about his superior taste on anything and everything

2) showing off his watch collection that mostly contains watches other "Horology connoisseurs" consider respectable

3) bashing on other people's choices of watch, dress code and lifestyle
4) getting really personal with anybody who dares to call him out for his bullshit

How to recognize a "Horology connoisseur" without any interaction (really, just stay away)

1) His Facebook profile is secondary, a profile he made especially for the Facebook groups he is a member of. This is him making sure the people he insults won't destroy his life by showing his boss or wife the douchebag that he is.

2) He uses as a Facebook profile picture a $200k watch only he and 5 other "horology connoisseurs" know or care about. Other pictures in his gallery might consist of scenery from that time he went to Switzerland.

3) His friends consist of other "Horology connoisseurs" ( and only Horology connoisseurs) you might know of ( and hate seeing everywhere)

4) He mostly comments on posts that contain watches or brands he likes to bash on.

Lololol, why did you even buy this?! As a real horology connoisseur, I can't see my self wearing this peace of crap. *tags his friends *

by toldyou55 October 18, 2017

homologue

A person who writes gay music that is so bad that it makes you laugh. Most associated with all Disney channel singers, boy bands, ect. A homologue is the opposite of someone who produces real music.

Joe says, "Justin Bieber is such a fag. He is killing music as we know it. Ever hear him Jack?" Jack replies," Yeah...what a homologue"

by PeterCash February 17, 2010