Hork

1. To vomit.
2. The summoning of phlegm, in preparation for spitting.

"My cat horked a big hairball on the sofa"

"John horked up a loogie and spit it at Jessica."

by Warrior Queen August 1, 2003

hork

v. to steal something, though not usually applicable to shoplifting or grand theft.

I turned around for five minutes and someone horked my pepsi from the fridge at work.

by aksarah August 24, 2003

Horked

When you extremely outplay your opponent.

Bro did you see what Xposed did last night? He horked all over Wrecky for $200 each.

by zSplits August 7, 2018

horking

A loud, barking cough that often results in projectiles; honking + hacking + barking

They were wild, noisy children, as usual, except for their horking coughs and endless runny noses.

by skh0914 December 4, 2012

Horked

Canadian Slang: To Steal

You horked my Beer.

by RheaJ April 22, 2009

hork

To take, without asking, something that if you would have asked, the answer would have been yes.

Note: This is a slang expression popularized by Bob & Doug MacKenzie's Strange Brew Soundtrack album

Literal usage: "I horked a beer from your fridge."

Common usage: "Can I hork a pencil?"

Note: the common usage is ironic, because you are asking when the definition involves not asking.

by DorgonE May 13, 2010

hork

To eat in a greedy and expedient manner. v.,adv.; hork, horked, horking

1)I horked all the cookies so I didn't have to share.

2)I've only got 5 minutes to hork down this sandwich before heading back to the condom factory.

by Chochal April 17, 2008