Horked

The failure of computer networking Hardware.

This router is horked.

by Louie Beans November 19, 2009

Horked

To squirt fluid out of your nose, ie. beer, in the midst of uncontrollable laughter

HAHAHA I just horked beer out of my nose.

by KlassyChris August 25, 2011

Horked

Really drunk: see housed and shithoused

Man I got horked last night, I feel like shit.

by Burger Lord December 15, 2004

Horked

When you get destroyed, shit on, destroyed or otherwise obliterated in anything from life in general to video games

Have you played the new call of duty?
Yeah bro, I got horked hard and had to give up because I am so shit

by CookieHusky November 26, 2020

horked on

To spit on someone in game disrespectfully. (Mostly used in fortnite and Elite cord.)

Player 1: That kid is so bad he just got horked on.

Player 2: Fuckin shitter!

by Benciaga on Twitter April 19, 2020

HORKED OFF

PISSED OFF. UPSET.

Missing that public execution left me really horked off.

by Loaf Daddy Bling Bling August 18, 2012

Hooked the cables to

Phrase that is a euphemism for someone controlling, brainwashing or having some type of powerful influence over another person. Phrase can be either stated in a jokingly manner or dead serious.

Ever since Johnny began seeing Betsy, a master manipulator, he had become a different person. He became very distant and standoffish towards all of his friends. I believe old girl done went and hooked the cables to our poor dumb friend. I guess the power of pussy is a real thing.

by Nikki Stixx October 29, 2020