Hongus

A big black cock

"how was your date with Tyrone?"
"Oh it was great. He had a Hongus."

by hotfatdogs February 27, 2016

horkus

This word can be used an adjective, to describe a huge lie.
A lie, or also known as a 'porkus', that is huge.
A horkus.

-Did you hear that my mum ate a live horse the other day?
-That is such a horkus

-Don't tell me such horkus.

by Amy Cheesman March 12, 2008

Horus

The legendary bull god of squash. Does not need to do anything for himself. Jokes are similar to chuck norris jokes.

"horus doesn't need practice, practice needs horus."

"Horus doesn't run, the ground moves under him."

"Horus hits the ball so hard when you see it its on its way back"

by peechiz August 29, 2009

hornused

the feeling of incredibly amusement and hornyness at the same time.

while playing strip poker, i became hornused

by adam January 1, 2005

Horius

Horius = Horia + Genius
He's considered a genius, and he thinks you're a sucker

I’m not stupid, you’re a Horius

by Rasenchidori December 23, 2017

Horuss

A dude who wants that sweet sweet horse cock up the ass.

"Did you hear about Horuss?"
"Ya, he fucked a robot horse, didn't he?"
"Ya."

by Gemini, Bitch August 27, 2019

horgasm

when a prostitute causes you to orgasm

Kyle: Dude, that girl is ugly.
Ryan: I don't care, she was cheap and she helped me horgasm last night.

by firecrotch69 July 20, 2008