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Horus
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The
legendary
bull god of
squash
. Does not need to do anything for himself. Jokes are similar to chuck
norris
jokes.
"horus doesn't need
practice
,
practice
needs horus."
"Horus doesn't run, the ground moves under him."
"Horus hits the ball so
hard
when you see it its on its way back"
Horus
by
peechiz
August 29, 2009
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