by I, Wreckerrr October 11, 2016
Get the Hopolophobe mug.by Sazwon December 1, 2016
Get the hoposexual mug.1. A no call or a no show at work.
2. A no call or a now show at work following a long night of drinking and taking illegal substances.
3. Conveniently missing work to meet college buddies at the bar for sporting event or other staged drinking affairs.
4. Pushing your unexcused absences to the brink of getting fired
5. Waking up hungover and not attempting to call, show up, or email that you wouldn't be coming in
to work on a given day.
2. A no call or a now show at work following a long night of drinking and taking illegal substances.
3. Conveniently missing work to meet college buddies at the bar for sporting event or other staged drinking affairs.
4. Pushing your unexcused absences to the brink of getting fired
5. Waking up hungover and not attempting to call, show up, or email that you wouldn't be coming in
to work on a given day.
"Chris must of pulled a hoppo holiday because March madness started"
"The head of HR asked Chris into her office to talk about all the "hoppo holidays" he took in the past month"
"Our boss asked us if Chris had pulled a "hoppo holiday" because of the Phillies home opener.
"The head of HR asked Chris into her office to talk about all the "hoppo holidays" he took in the past month"
"Our boss asked us if Chris had pulled a "hoppo holiday" because of the Phillies home opener.
by studminustheu February 18, 2010
Get the Hoppo Holiday mug.Those guys are so hopsoy with their pimped out honda civics! Don't stare at them or they'll stab you in the knee!
by thepsychic October 28, 2008
Get the hopsoy mug.n. Irrational, morbid fear of guns (coined by Col. Jeff Cooper, from the Greek "hoplites," weapon). May cause sweating, faintness, discomfort, rapid pulse, nausea, sleeplessness, more, at mere thought of guns. Hoplophobes are common and should never be involved in setting gun policies. Point out hoplophobic behavior when noticed, it is dangerous, sufferers deserve pity, and should seek treatment. When confronted, hoplophobes typically go into denial, a common characteristic of the affliction. Often helped by training, or by coaching at a range, a process known to psychiatry as "desensitization," often useful in treating many phobias. Also: Hoplophobe, hoplophobic.
by fasfan September 26, 2006
Get the hoplophobia mug.A comical and incredibly fun combination of skipping, running, hopping and arm waving, where the hopsalaufing person's limbs and arms flail in all directions at once. Generally accompanied by a high pitched squeal of excitement. Derived from the German words: laufen (to run) and hopsen (to jump).
"Let's hopsalauf."
"Will you hopsalauf through town singing the Ghanaian national anthem with me?"
"I'm going to hopsalauf round the lounge."
"My friend just hosalaufed all the way to Bangladesh. What a Pagol."
"Hey, I tell you what, this hopsalaufing malarkey is damn awesome."
"Will you hopsalauf through town singing the Ghanaian national anthem with me?"
"I'm going to hopsalauf round the lounge."
"My friend just hosalaufed all the way to Bangladesh. What a Pagol."
"Hey, I tell you what, this hopsalaufing malarkey is damn awesome."
by Hopsalaufy the first. February 7, 2010
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