Hop off my johnson means in a different phrase "get off my case". Used mostly when youre just joking around with your friends but can also be used when trying to get someone thats attempting (and probably failing harshly) to tell you off. They get confused, you walk out feeling good that you got away from that.
Person 1: "I bet you've never even been kissed before, have you?"
Person 2: "Hop off my johnson!"
*person 2 walks out while person 1 is still in a state of confusion.
Person 2: "Hop off my johnson!"
*person 2 walks out while person 1 is still in a state of confusion.
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Used by Cadet Lane and others, this is a phrase used to tell a College Cadet to “Fuck off” or “get off my case”
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Said cop may also try to lure you into a false sense of security so you can admit your wrong-doing by using phrases like "that's whack" and asking why "you be fronting". His insistence in using the proper form of the word "fronting" (correctly said as "frontin") may be a good warning sign that you are faced with the Hip Hopfficer.
He may occasionally get confused and use slang from his own time by referring to something as "boss" or "gnarly".
Though you may be tempted by his offer to "sit down and rap", this person is in fact not your "homey".
Said cop may also try to lure you into a false sense of security so you can admit your wrong-doing by using phrases like "that's whack" and asking why "you be fronting". His insistence in using the proper form of the word "fronting" (correctly said as "frontin") may be a good warning sign that you are faced with the Hip Hopfficer.
He may occasionally get confused and use slang from his own time by referring to something as "boss" or "gnarly".
Though you may be tempted by his offer to "sit down and rap", this person is in fact not your "homey".
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