Hoots 

Hoots is a shortened version of sweetheart. Easier to say and pretty cute.

Hi hoots. You are such a hoots. My lovely hoots.

Hoots by figgyfiggymoomoo November 15, 2018

hoots 

another word for weed or joints, you use this word when there is snitches around and you want to keep it on the lowkey. or when you're trying to sound cooler than the average stoner.

"omfg chad i need hoots so badly"
"damn come over i have hoots"

hoots by janessamay April 6, 2020

Hoots 

Baby owl.

Do you see the hoots in that tree

Hoots by Cowboysplaytime73 August 9, 2023

Hoots mon 

An apparantly racist said to incite anger in a scotsman

English bastard- me: hoots mon!

Scottish bastard: you english bastard!

Hoots mon by Gumba Gumba March 10, 2004

hoots man 

There’s a moos loos aboot this hoos

that’s proper hoots man

hoots man by Chacha__ August 4, 2019

hoots and toots 

After a hoot of marijuana, a person immediately rushes o the bathroom for some but toots.

"What are you up Friday night?"
"Hoots and toots".

hoots and toots by jml51 October 10, 2020

blade hoots

When a smoker gets a torch and burns two knives to extreme temperature, then procedes to pick up the pot on the knife and squishes them together. The target generally has a funnel and inhales the smoke, for a super good high.

Johnny did blade hoots last night, man was he fucked.

blade hoots by KyleManSK May 4, 2007